In this episode, we rant about Xbox players better in bed, Gate to hell found, Target's oops, Wal-Mart changes sell by dates, Student wants to open dumpster diving cafe, April Fool's prank gets cops called, Woman goes out in a blaze of glory, Zombie ex-girlfriend shooting target, woman bares buttocks and attacks ex. All this and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / [email protected]://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Rape Me by NirvanaBuy it https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/rape-me/id115183?i=115165Middle song Hey Man, Nice Shot by FilterBuy it https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/hey-man-nice-shot/id306549632?i=306549682

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Xbox players better in bed? http://tinyurl.com/d8thmp5Scientists find the gate to hell: http://tinyurl.com/bqaqdq7 Target makes an oops: http://tinyurl.com/bnrb6sd Wal-Mart allegedly changes best by date: http://tinyurl.com/cgogn4o Student wants to open diner that serves dumpster food: http://tinyurl.com/cn8x6ac Woman's April Fool's prank gets police called: http://tinyurl.com/d9erbyc Woman wants to go out in a blaze of glory: http://tinyurl.com/dyzpwka Zombie ex girlfriend target stirs controversy: http://tinyurl.com/d3y47sv Woman bares buttocks, assaults ex with papayas: http://tinyurl.com/cutbz3g