In this episode, we rant about Mike Tyson's GF ate his pet pigeon, mom makes 14 yr old daughter impregnate herself, judge makes funny ruling on pasties, man tells police he's a monkey, woman robs teen that solicited her for sex, a school shooting drill scares teachers, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / [email protected]://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song: The Suffering by FishboneiTunes link: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/suffering/id283073344?i=283073430

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Follow up on Mars trip: http://tinyurl.com/d7u8lhfRicin found in dojo of man trying frame Elvis impersonator: http://tinyurl.com/d8x6bdc Mike Tyson's gf ate his pet pigeon: http://tinyurl.com/d48alw7Mom makes 14 year old daughter impregnate herself: http://tinyurl.com/c26ds2x Judge makes funny ruling on pasties: http://tinyurl.com/c9eya7a Man tells police he's a monkey: http://tinyurl.com/cjxlre2 Woman robs teen that solicited her for sex: http://tinyurl.com/cfpew8l School shooting drill scares teachers: http://tinyurl.com/ckofhep