From the off, I feel it’s only fair to warn you…this episode is really gross…..ok……so now you know.

I have been looking forward to releasing this episode for so long. The time is finally here, and I am as happy as a pancake on a big boat..and other famous sayings involving pancakes.

I have been friends with Samuel Euan Davis for many years now. I can honestly say, hand-on-heart that this man has made me laugh the hardest out of any human on this earth. There have been times where I’ve genuinely collapsed on the floor because the laughter was taking up too much of my brain processes, so it said “Well I can’t keep your legs functioning if you want to laugh at this joke, so down you go old chap”.

This week, we return to the topic which has been the brown life-blood of this show….poo. NO NO, don’t roll your eyes! You’re not better than me if you don’t find poo funny……STOP ROLLING YOUR EYES!! 

Sam tells us a story detailing the sheer panic that we have all experienced at some point in our life when our body is ready to “Release” before our situation should allow for it. I.E. The Car, at a Labyrinth gig, During a Fulham game for which you’re the match day announcer and cannot leave the stadium during gameplay etc.

Anyway, Ivan Samuel Berry, Max Michael Clendaniel, and Kevin Gary Phillips all agree, this episode contains two really really funny stories from my mate Sam that you can share with your loved ones and make their day so much better.

You’re a wizard Gary!