Patrick Wyman defends Gladiator 2 in a battle with Milo and Phoebe worthy of the Colosseum, but who will triumph? Will the plot make any sense? Will Paul Mescal be plausible in an action role?

Milo, Patrick and Phoebe are joined by returning champion Josh Boerman from The Worst of All Possible Worlds to talk about Ridley Scott's Dudes Rock classic, which miraculously neither Josh nor Phoebe had seen.

Patrick is back in time for the final episode of season one and he's ready to swear vengeance if this show gets a second series.

Milo and Phoebe are sans-Patrick this week and guess what? There's yet more chariot racing and they also feed a guy to a crocodile. Meanwhile our intrepid hosts try and figure out who on earth Rufus is.

The gang are back and so is...chariot racing. The treason storyline has been dropped but Scorpus is still saying his name a lot.

It's conniving MILF central on this week's episode and the gang are more confused than ever. Also why do they keep showing chariot racing? Milo has a theory.

Is this the best or worst episode of this season? The gang have their differing opinions. Patrick offers a convincing new theory of how TATD should be enjoyed.

Patrick is BACK and he's ready to dispute this episode's portrayal of big dudes. Also the gang discuss the show's stance on hand stuff and Phoebe and Milo introduce Patrick to Rome's finest morning zoo radio show.

Phoebe and Milo are sans-Patrick this week due to some scheduling conflicts, but that doesn't prevent them from exploring concepts such as a morning zoo radio show called 'Marsus and The Milf' and Domitian's camp intrigues...

Milo, Phoebe and Patrick are back and FINALLY we get some gladiating, albeit not very realistic. Also stay tuned for the emergence of the conniving MILF archetype.