Milo and Phoebe are back asking Pat questions about ancient history, this week: Roman Britain. How Roman was it? Did the geezer archetype always exist? Let's find out.

Milo, Phoebe and Patrick tackle the Clive Owen and Keira Knightley attempt at King Arthur which somehow manages to be historically inaccurate about a myth? Anyway, expect thrills, spills, west-country Picts and Mads Mikkelsen.

This week the gang are trying out a new format - Phoebe and Milo ask Pat all the things they've ever wanted to know about barbarians and how the Romans (and Greeks) thought about them. They also get a good riff going about a Scythian Au Pair.

Milo, Phoebe and Pat are reunited for the final episode of Blood and Sand, including a surprise MILF Judas-kiss...

Phoebe and Pat are sans-Milo this week and they get stuck into the nature and morality of Roman society and, of course, what it takes to succeed as a conniving MILF.

Milo, Phoebe and Pat tackle which characters are in fact two different guys and not the same guy and also discuss the supportive environment of the ladies' toilet in the club.

The full gang are back together for a judicial review of the conniving MILF pantheon.

Milo and Pat are flying solo this week and they get into the reeds of Spartacus but before doing so they do some taxonomy of Britain's finest content creators...

Milo and Phoebe are sans-Pat this week and get into a discussion of the metaphysics of Hotel California, amongst a great deal of other things. They also touch upon Spartacus.

Milo, Phoebe and Patrick attack the big issues such as Thracian surfing, 'thrusting' and ancient Scousers.