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Sam sits with bff Josh Davis and Rebecca C. in Josh’s slave quarters. They express how the power of networking is demonstrated by getting free tacos, how Josh and Sam are starting a boy band for the history books, and Rebecca’s hatred of blowing kisses over text.

Lucas and Sam sit down to chat over Nicholas incessantly meowing. Lucas killed it at a punk rock barbecue recently and recounts its glory. Then the two discuss their master plans of theater life.

After a lil jam sesh… Sam, Ethan, and Eli sit around in Sam’s room. Ethan has a cold. Ew. They debate whether Ethan has a podcast personality, Sam gets educated on Charlottesville, how Sam’s mattress is the first ever shipped into the continental US in 1713, and Eli gets yelled out for not talking. Sam… Continue reading 1.08: Pre-Post-Evening Snack

Massimo and Sam chill alongside Sam’s bed discussing their many observances of subtweets and over snapchatting, the state of the irrelevant team known as D.C. United, Massimo wants to know how Sam is doing, and Sam goes off on his girl problems and the continual struggle of needing dedicated janitors to clean up the mess… Continue reading 1.07: Seduction Time

4 doctor rate and noble piece prize winners sit around a table and duke it out about Youtube’s recent moves, split-brain psychology, how to eat a shit ton of food, the ecosystem of their past high school, and Sam’s disorder. Sorry this is such a crap description, boutta pass out. currently 2 minutes before this… Continue reading Episode 6: The Last Saga of the CREW

Ed Did It. Sam was joined by Massimo in his bedroom. ooh la la. They discussed their thoughts on late night television shows, the bleach nature of their social lives, how Sam created a phrase, and Massimo’s astonishment of Lil Yatchy’s age. Enjoy my Homies. P.S. the video I said I would have up in… Continue reading 1.05: Stroking Out with Jake Paul

Super chill vibez today. Sam, Eli, and Sammy (Eli’s new girlfriend) sit and chat after a day at Eli’s condo. Eli and Sammy spill the drama that went down before they dated. Sammy also reveals her blonde moments that consistently take place in her life. Eli expresses his true feelings about UMBC’s President, Sam fails… Continue reading 1.04: Beach Geeks

If you want a normal episode jump to the 27 minute mark. Sorry it is a crazy merging on conversations at the beginning. Bits from the failed attempt at Episode 2 were pieced together. Sam, Jacob, Eli, and Ethan mainly discuss the craziest high school drama club drama as they sit in the tech booth.… Continue reading 1.03: Bands and Hoes

Sam, Jacob, and Eli sit down yet again in Jacob’s basement. Ethan is far away in Spain missing out on the amazingness that be. After a failed attempt to record the second podcast, the three discuss the wonders of a small town carnival. Sam then pours his heart out about the wonders of life that… Continue reading 1.02: Small Town White People

Just chatted with 3 of my longtime homies; Ethan, Jacob, and Eli. We talk about some of the excitement that happened last year towards the end of our high school journey. Super excited to try this whole podcast thing, and I hope you guys enjoy!