Today on the podcast, why the San Jose Sharks suck! Ethan's sketch comedy teammate Ryan Cohen talks about the Sharks constantly falling apart in the playoffs, and his feelings about Joe Thornton and Patrick Marleau now that their window to win a championship has officially closed. We also discuss the deceptively strong Bay Area hockey culture, and the general shockwaves that the Vegas Knights have sent through the NHL, and the Pacific Division in particular. 

You can follow Ryan on Facebook and at @probablyryan. You can follow Nightchurch, the horror-comedy sketch team he's on with Ethan, @hailnightchurch on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, and @nightchurch on Twitch. You can also follow Air Force Fun - his Improv team at the Westside Comedy Theater.

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