Today on the podcast: why Auburn football sucks! Comedian Rivers Langley breaks down SEC Football culture, how much the economy of Auburn, Alabama depends on Tigers football, the origin of the War Eagle nickname, perpetually losing to the Crimson Tide, and a string of coaching malfeasance. Not the least of which involving Senator (ugh) Tommy Tuberville. Follow Rivers @RiversLangley on Twitter and listen to his podcast, The Goods From The Woods, wherever you get your podcasts.

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Comedian and Professor Pat Reilly (@pm_reilly on Twitter) comes on the podcast to talk about why the Jacksonville Jaguars suck! A Florida native, Pat breaks down the team's fall from an incredibly enthusiastic beginning to a grossly incompetent present. We also talk about the team's inability to build continued success, the incompetency of (since fired) GM David Caldwell, poor QB decisions, and more. Pat is a professor at the University of British Columbia Business School and the former host of the Goods from the Woods podcast.

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Today on the show, why the Seattle Mariners suck! Boy howdy, do we have a lot to talk about. The only team in baseball to never have won a pennant, and a team that hasn't even made the playoffs in 19 years. Comedian Justin Clark (@justinhclark on Twitter and Instagram), painfully reminisces on the team's abysmal record of drafting and developing players, their inability to attract free agents to the Pacific Northwest, how franchise has destroyed their 90s legacy, and Edgar Martinez nostalgia.

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Alison Klemp is on the podcast to talk Nuggets! We discuss the lack of the recognized star power behind Jokic, the relative anonymity of being a Nuggets fan, and Ethan unloads on his Arsenal-tinged Stan Kroenke hate. Follow Alison @alisonklemp on all social media and follow her podcast The Tableverse wherever you get your podcasts.

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Joel Walkowski is on the podcast to talk about why the Detroit Lions suck! Horrible ownership and management have plagued the team's existence for a lifetime of fandom. Joel talks about how this may be the worst era to be a Lions fan (stiff competition, I know), the Ford family, Matt Millen, Matt Patricia, Detroit sports culture, the Lions JFK Conspiracy, and more. He even convinces Ethan that Matthew Stafford is a pretty decent guy! 

Follow Joel @joelwalkowski on Instagram and @theWALKOWSKI Twitter, and watch his sports gambling show, The Walk On live on Mondays, or on Tuesdays and Thursdays wherever you get your podcasts.

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Today on the show: why the Philadelphia 76ers suck! With the nation about as positive on the city of Philadelphia as it's ever going to be, Ethan talks with Royce Shockley, producer of the Color Collective comedy show, to discuss the long arduous history of the 76ers. Perpetual disappointment is the name of the game, as Royce discusses where a team built on a blue collar work ethic fits into the modern NBA. We also talk Allen Iverson, perpetual draft woes, and whether Trust The Process really did work (Spoiler: it actually kinda did). Follow Royce @royceshockley on Twitter and Instagram.

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Today on the podcast, why the San Jose Sharks suck! Ethan's sketch comedy teammate Ryan Cohen talks about the Sharks constantly falling apart in the playoffs, and his feelings about Joe Thornton and Patrick Marleau now that their window to win a championship has officially closed. We also discuss the deceptively strong Bay Area hockey culture, and the general shockwaves that the Vegas Knights have sent through the NHL, and the Pacific Division in particular. 

You can follow Ryan on Facebook and at @probablyryan. You can follow Nightchurch, the horror-comedy sketch team he's on with Ethan, @hailnightchurch on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, and @nightchurch on Twitch. You can also follow Air Force Fun - his Improv team at the Westside Comedy Theater.

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Hi all. It's Election Day 2020. No new episode today. Instead, we have a smattering of clips from previous guests talking about the politics of sport. Featuring Michael Burnett talking Oklahoma Sooners, Andy Sell talking Iowa Hawkeyes, Kat Lenhart talking Cleveland *ndians, Danny Jolles talking Washington Football team, and Alan Jamil talking Jerry Jones and the Dallas Cowboys. If you're looking for a information on where to vote, we recommend you visit Democracy Docket's Voter Dashboard to find more information in your state.

Thanks for listening. We'll be back Friday. Vote.

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Today on the podcast, why the San Diego Padres suck! We got a real special one folks, Chelsea Coleman is not only Ethan's cousin, but the daughter of the late, great, Hall of Fame Padres announcer Jerry Coleman. Chelsea reminisces on what it was like growing up with The Colonel, her time as a member of the "Pad Squad," the frustrations of 98 and of Petco Park, and the very one sided Padres-Dodgers rivalry.  Chelsea owns The Rose Wine Bar in South Park in San Diego, which we cannot recommend enough. Follow on Instagram @therosesouthpark.

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Today on the podcast: why the Atlanta Falcons suck! Ethan's holing up in Vancouver, but he's talking with comedian Radostin Zahariev about arguably the biggest chokers in all of professional sports; the Atlanta Falcons. Rad talks about what's behind the perpetual fourth quarter collapses, decades of defensive futility, how the team has let down Matt Ryan and Julio Jones, and, of course, Michael Vick. Towards the end, Rad and Ethan team up to bash Canadian football.  Radostin's Twitter is suspended because Twitter thinks he's a Russian bot. But he's not! Find him. He's funny.

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