My Team Sucks

Andy Sell is on the podcast to talk about why the Iowa Hawkeyes suck! Andy emphasizes a point we've made on this podcast before: why? Why are there college sports right now? Andy's an Iowa native who talks about how much the Hawkeyes matter in a state with no other sports. Their perpetual second-tier status in the Big Ten, whether it's worth watching sports at all this year, and how, even when things aren't insane, the Hawkeyes football style can remain as predictably stale as ever. You can follow Andy @andy_sell on Twitter and follow his podcast Ghoul School @ghoulhistory.

You can follow Ethan @ethanstancomedy on Twitter, Instagram, and Twitch. You can follow this show @myteamsuckscast on Twitter, @myteamsuckspodcast on Instagram, and @myteamscks on Facebook. You can donate on the show's Anchor.fm page or Venmo Ethan @Ethan-Stanislawski.

Today on the show: why the Chicago White Sox suck! Former season ticketholder Eileen O'Connell comes on to talk about perpetual mismanagement, the White Sox status as the B team in Chicago (and arguably the C team in the state of Illinois), Frank Thomas nostalgia, and the literal downer that is Guaranteed Rate Field. Follow Eileen @i_lean on Twitter and @eileenmaryoconnell on Instagram.

You can follow Ethan @ethanstancomedy on Twitter, Instagram, and Twitch. You can follow this show @myteamsuckscast on Twitter, @myteamsuckspodcast on Instagram, and @myteamscks on Facebook. You can donate on the show's Anchor.fm page or Venmo Ethan @Ethan-Stanislawski.

Comedian and writer Valerie Paschall is on to talk about why D.C. United sucks! Once a powerhouse of the MLS, they currently hold the worst record in the league, and just this past week fired manager and club legend Ben Olsen after two decades with the franchise. Valerie discusses injuries, underachievement, and general crappiness abundant on the squad, as well as the franchise's somewhat cold relationship with D.C. as a city. Various side rants about Arsenal and the USMNT naturally ensue.

Find Valerie @lousyhumans on social media or her website: www.lousyhumansmedia.com. 

You can follow Ethan @ethanstancomedy on Twitter, Instagram, and Twitch. You can follow this show @myteamsuckscast on Twitter, @myteamsuckspodcast on Instagram, and @myteamscks on Facebook. You can donate on the show's Anchor.fm page or Venmo Ethan @Ethan-Stanislawski.

Today on the show: why the San Antonio Spurs sucks! Although considered one of the most successful, well-run organizations in all of sports over the past 20 years, there's still plenty to complain about! Brandon Burkhart discusses the team's lack of respect outside San Antonio, the balance between success and exciting style of play, common misconceptions about the team, and whether or not it's time for Pop to hang it up. You can follow Brandon @burkhartbrandon on Twitter and @brandon.burkhart on Instagram

Follow the show @myteamsuckscast on Twitter, @myteamsuckspodcast on Instagram, and @MyTeamScks on Facebook. You can also Venmo the host directly at @ethan-stanislawski. Thanks for listening!

Today on the podcast: why the Washington Football Team sucks! In this marquee episode, comedian Danny Jolles (@DannyJolles on Twitter and Instagram) minces no words in discussing the ugly history and propaganda associated with the team's old name. He also dives into the general monstrous behavior of team owner Dan Snyder, the sexual harassment scandal, their treatment of Trent Williams, and the tragedy of Sean Taylor.  Danny's podcast Everything But The Scores is available wherever you get your podcasts

You can follow the show @myteamsuckscast on Twitter, @myteamsuckspodcast on Instagram, and @MyTeamScks on Facebook. You can follow Ethan at @ethanstancomedy on Twitter, Instagram, and Twitch. Feel free to donate to the show via our anchor page, or donate to Ethan directly at @Ethan-Stanislawski on Venmo.

Today on the show: why the Cleveland *ndians suck! TV guru and great baseball mind Kat Lenhart (@katlenhart) discusses Cleveland's baseball team. Despite years of regular season greatness and occasional outright dominance, the team has gone through the longest active title drought in baseball. Kat discusses the on-field near misses, bad luck, and player issues. Plus, we get into the inevitable off-field subject: the team's name.

You can follow the show @myteamsuckscast on Twitter, @myteamsuckspodcast on Instagram, and @MyTeamScks on Facebook. You can follow Ethan at @ethanstancomedy on Twitter, Instagram, and Twitch. Feel free to donate to the show via our anchor page, or donate to Ethan directly at @Ethan-Stanislawski on Venmo.

Today on the podcast: why the New York Islanders suck! Well, at least until very recently. Danny Amaral (@dannyamaralshow), a Long Island native, talks about the meaning of the Islanders to Long Island, the legacy of their early 80s dynastic,  decades of futility, perpetually chasing and letting go of stars, and the ownership crisis the team faced in the 90s.

Dominique Johnson (@thedomjohnson) is on the podcast today to talk about why the Tampa Bay Bucs suck! Dominique talks about terrible coaching decisions, players that were let go, John Gruden, Tom Brady, and the team's relative anonymity.

You can follow My Team Sucks at @myteamsuckspodcast on Instagram, @myteamsuckscast on Twitter, and @myteamscks on Facebook.

Today on the podcast, Michael Chap Resnick (@mcresnick on Twitter/IG) talks L.A. Clippers. We talk about how disappointment with the Clippers is relative, the strangeness of the team no longer being an underdog, DMiles and QRich love, and, of course, Donald Sterling. You can listen to Michael's podcast Aw, Did I Audit That: Netflix's Floor is Lava wherever you get your podcasts.

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Today on My Team Sucks, Alan Jamil, host and producer of the wonderful show Blackverse on The Pack Theater's Twitch channel (twitch.tv/packtheater) discusses the Dallas Cowboys. Namely, everything that's wrong with Jerry Jones, both on and off the field. Ethan and Alan also get into it over Mike McCarthy, and Ethan finally breaks out the Knicks fire in a necessary tangent.

Follow Alan at @Chill_Jamil on Twitter and Instagram, and tune into Blackverse at @blackverseshow on Instagram shows Sunday nights at 8 Pacific.

If you like what you hear, you can follow the show at @myteamsuckscast on Twitter, @myteamsuckspodcast on Instagram, and @myteamscks on Facebook.