(1984 - 2021) Sandy, well-known star of the MYAN ON WIRE trilogy, died last night while making an emotional monologue on a tightrope after eating ice cream and punching a dragon. Long respected by Hollywood for her willingness to fling her bod into reckless and unbelievably dangerous stunts, Sandy will be forever remembered as the woman who brought two-story buildings to her hometown of Myan, Ohio. A parade of cats walking down catwalks perched on Main Street is planned this Friday, as well as a twenty-four hour stream of all of her films and stunts.

ft. MAX PENDERGAST as SANDY

WILL KOLLER as Lily

JOHN GOODMAN as Devil & Jacques

DAN KUAN PEEPLES as God & David

theme song by AARON SHAPIRO

an ELEVATOR pod

ft. MAX PENDERGAST as Sandy

WILL KOLLER as

JOHN GOODMAN as

DAN KUAN PEEPLES as