We may be getting ready for Thanksgiving, but this episode's no turkey! Brian is exciting for alcohol delivery in New Jersey, while Ron tells the story of a California middle schooler with some unfortunate eye makeup at a high school football game. The ethics report on George Santos revealed what he spent campaign funds on, we tell you what we're watching, and we've got stories of teachers and cops being inappropriate with kids in But The Drag Queens Are The Problem! We also give you our NFL Locks of the Week and prep you for the championship belt debate leading up to the Super Bowl!