Evan and I talk about penises, the subway, sleeping and more. Follow him on Twitter @EvanJm02

Evan and I are bad Jews. We also want to create a situation where Evan gets to review Ceasar Salads all across Brooklyn and Manhattan. We discuss male and female razors.

Evan and I are across the country from each other. We don't know how many miles because we are Jews. We DO know how to use FaceTime because Skype failed us. Today has been a bad day, except that Evan made it better.

Evan and I talk about texting and when to end a conversation, preferably with emojis, so that it isn't awkward. Evan has an arthritic toe and probably needs surgery. Podiatrist is a magical word. Evan can be found on Twitter @Evanjm02 . Listen to The Virgin Chronicles on iTunes.

Evan and I talk about Northern State, the female rap trio from Long Island. We don't know why, but the people at Warby Parker are obviously all on Prozac.

Erez and I talk bipolar things and he has no hair but a great personality. Isreali people are not rude, they are in a rush. "They were in a desert for many years." - Erez. Follow him here: theshekcheck.wixsite.com/theshekcheck

Sarah has a problem with compulsive texting. Evan advises her and talks about his lack of blood; he is O positive. We've realized that we are Libras with O positive blood types and both born in 1979.

Sarah has a problem with compulsive texting. Evan advises her and talks about his lack of blood; he is O positive. We've realized that we are Libras with O positive blood types and both born in 1979.