It's Star Wars Day and Satan is feeling the franchise fatigue, so Andrey and Ivan invite author, Mashable editor and genuine Star Wars scholar Chris Taylor on to prove that the sweet Lucasfilm tap should NEVER be turned off. Also, Ivan doesn't realize what year it is, Andrey is involved in a heinous online misinformation campaign pre-Qanon, and Chris fully leaks parts of the Star Wars Episode I script in TIME Magazine, holy crap you guys.