Satan's Lawyer

You heard correctly: we're finally back for season 4! And now that Ivan, Andrey AND Satan all have sons, they circle the wagons to vigorously defend that position.

Also, Andrey makes a scene at a pancake house (you gave him a year, what did you think would happen), and Ivan burgles a hospital (ditto).

Believe it or not, last year we DID record a finale for Season 3, and believe it more/less or not, HERE IT IS.

Next month, finally a return to your regularly scheduled programming. Only better. And in HD.

PS: This episode includes a BONUS APOLOGY WITH FIONA

Andrey and Ivan have at this point both clocked an extra birthday each, and Satan would like them to cut it out. Also, Dune is on everyone's minds because this podcast was released a billion years later than originally intended. Additionally, Ivan is a sports troll, and Andrey battles with his great nemesis the ocean. To be clear, we know it is December but this is NOT THIS YEAR'S HOLIDAY EPISODE.

Hot off the controversy surrounding his character in Satan's Lawyer: The Movie, Satan suggests the legal team get in the corner of Marvel Studios, who apparently desperately need fans?

Also, Ivan is likely put on a list of some kind by CSIS, Andrey has no respect for privately displayed portraiture, and young Jennica kills a little time in the family car by free-associating some formative terrors for her little brother.

Satan's got a dinner date, while Ivan, Andrey and also apparently Vance Banzo, would argue there should be no more of those. Or at least of the places where they tend to occur.

Also, Ivan's father goes full Boomer-Karen, Andrey issues an apology to wives, and Vance is what you might very reasonably call a CAT-burglar.

It's Star Wars Day and Satan is feeling the franchise fatigue, so Andrey and Ivan invite author, Mashable editor and genuine Star Wars scholar Chris Taylor on to prove that the sweet Lucasfilm tap should NEVER be turned off. Also, Ivan doesn't realize what year it is, Andrey is involved in a heinous online misinformation campaign pre-Qanon, and Chris fully leaks parts of the Star Wars Episode I script in TIME Magazine, holy crap you guys.

Australian Comedian and Podcaster Alexei Toliopoulos is abducted by Satan for the third April running to lament with our didactic duo the great curse of having any kind of sense of humour. Also, Ivan finally snaps, Andrey creates as much work as he can for exclusion specialists, and Alexei is RESUMING NORMAL LIFE IN A PLACE WITH NO COVID?? ARE YOU KIDDING ME???

As Season Three kicks off, our heroes welcome award winning comedian and spokesperson for the Ketchup Hater Community Sophie Buddle to discuss the joys of virtual reality.

Also, Ivan is betrayed from within, Andrey can't shut up no matter the stakes, and Sophie is cheated by a cheat meal.

On the resplendent second season finale, Fiona joins Ivan and Andrey to tabulate the sins of Christmas songs and carols - which she happens to LOVE. Also, Ivan is bamboozled by an internet huckster, Andrey has dirt blindness, and Fiona is bad at keeping it secret that she's keeping a secret.

Ivan and Andrey welcome Australia's Cameron James (comedian, podcaster, wonderboy, sort-of detective, in a way) to talk about why patriotism no bueno. Also, Ivan admires/eats various water fowl, Andrey thinks Vampires are real for a bit, and Cameron abjectly spurns his local baristas' friendly attempts at familiarity and helpfulness.