With COVID Halloween and the U.S. Presidential Election looming above a climate-addled hate zoo, Ivan and Andrey invite author, poet, artist and podcaster Duncan Shields to help them take perhaps the most dubious position they've ever assumed: That things will in fact be okay. Also, Ivan befouls a new mattress delivery, Andrey gets pulled over, and Duncan just walks into traffic like it's nothing. 

Nature's been a real unfit mother lately, and Satan teleports in Beaverton/This Hour Has 22 Minutes writer Emma Overton to help with an intervention.  Also, Ivan does not have COVID, Andrey is attacked by a table, and Emma is vexed by her unresolved feelings regarding a man, a lie (?), and a tennis bag. 

Satan's bummed out that with COVID there won't be any summer at the lake for him with his chill summertime crew. Ivan and Andrey, not on said crew, set out to prove to him that vacations are friends to no-one.  Also, fully cogent adult Ivan returns to Los Angeles from Canada as its COVID cases skyrocket (really!), and teenage Andrey refuses to go to Disney World because he might miss a week of school.

Satan's had it up to here having to self-isolate with his son, but Ivan and Andrey are having none of his pro-scholastic rhetoric.  Also, Ivan tries to incept cakes into existence, and Andrey just wants a little taste of that sweet, sweet nectar: condensed milk.

Satan, nothing if not productive, demands that Ivan & Andrey quit wasting time and convince the world why unceasing productivity should be the norm. Also, Ivan is the sh**ty king of puzzles, and Andrey has devolved substantially. 

With Satan self-isolating down in hell, Ivan and Andrey welcome Australian comedian Alexei Toliopoulos back to talk about the flawless perfection of everyone's beloved eternal utopia Hollywood. Also, Ivan enters a forbidden tunnel, Andrey terrorizes an old man, Alexei incepts his own mother and none of those things are nearly as terrible as they sound. 

After alienating Satan, Ivan and Andrey welcome country music superboy Wes Mack to talk about why there's nothing more annoying and unnecessary than friendship.  Also, Andrey abuses the help, Ivan sleeps away a years' worth of work, and Wes selflessly cancels plans at the last possible moment.

They said it couldn't be done! Or at least probably shouldn't! And yet here we are with season TWO. To kick things off, Satan demands millennials be taken down a peg or two, because of all the generations they definitely deserve it most, right? Also, Ivan has a dark secret in his freezer, and Andrey is the bowl king. 

[This episode features Creative Commons music by Scott Buckley.]

In the final episode of season 1, and of 2019, Ivan and Andrey welcome producer of this show and famed Christmas-lover Fiona to wade into the morass on whether Christmas Specials should even exist.  Incidentally, this is our Christmas Special.  Also, Fiona laughs in someone's face, Ivan selects confectionary, and Andrey is not at the airport when he perhaps should be. 

With Satan off trick-or-treating, Ivan and Andrey welcome The Beaverton's Alex Huntley to talk about Hallowe'en, but all he wants to talk about is Brexit.  Also, Ivan is easily upsold, Andrey gets a little too close to a milk carafe, and Alex fully pilots a plane into the wrong airport.