Saturday Morning Spire Slaughter

Jack and Charles take another shot at the Defect, with an immersive thought experiment: there have been plenty of strategic analyses of Slay the Spire’s events – but what about a more realistic, flavorful approach? Is this the secret to defeating act 1, or will the Lagavulin Matriarch punish them for it? Tune in to […]

Jack, Charles, and Ben are BACK with the NECROBINDER in ACT 3 against the AEONGLASS! In keeping with previous episodes on this run, they’re here to record with good microphones and apply doom – and they’re definitely all out of good microphones. Will the Aeonglass – the natural counter to the Soul Train – be […]

Jack, Charles, and Ben bring the Necrobinder into the depths of act 2. In order to balance out the awesomeness of the run, Jack uses a decidedly un-awesome microphone. Will you be able to tell the difference? Will the soul train be powerful enough to defeat the Kaiser Crab? Tune in to find out! Seed: […]

This week, Charles teams up with Ben to challenge Jack’s authoritative hold on the podcast. Will their alliance – and a timely Dirge – be enough to defeat Vantom, or will a terrible internet connection be enough to end the Necrobinder? Tune in to find out! Seed: 4CBD9NMCQAAct: 1Ascension: 6Character: NecrobinderGuest: Ben

Will Jack, Charles, and Grant be able to (finally) conquer ascension 1 with the Silent? Will they be able to defeat the Doormaker if they literally take random cards that have nothing to do with each other? Tune in to find out! Seed: HJXM8NXV00Act: 3Ascension: 1Character: SilentGuest: Grant

Jack, Charles, and Grant bring their strategy of zero synergy into act 2. Will it be enough for the Silent to defeat the Kaiser Crab, or will their random pile of cards fall flat? Tune in to find out! Seed: HJXM8NXV00Act: 2Ascension: 1Character: SilentGuest: Grant

Jack and Charles are joined once more by Grant to slay the first act of the spire with the last remaining character – the Silent. Will their bickering be their downfall, or will they somehow manage to slay the Vantom? Tune in to find out! Seed: HJXM8NXV00Act: 1Ascension: 1Character: SilentGuest: Grant

Jack and Charles challenge the Queen, aided by a new favorite card. Will they make any correct decisions? Or will they always do everything they can to play Cascade for as much as possible? Tune in to find out! Seed: RNCDE7W9PFAct: 3Ascension: 1Character: Ironclad

Jack and Charles test the power of the Archaic Tooth in act 2! Will it be enough for the Ironclad to break The Insatiable, or will the sand wurm feast on their flesh? Tune in to find out! Seed: RNCDE7W9PFAct: 2Ascension: 1Character: Ironclad

Jack and Charles enter once more into the spire, taking on act 1 with the Ironclad! Will stacking their deck with strikes pay off, or will the Ceremonial Beast bring their run to an early end? Tune in to find out! Seed: RNCDE7W9PFAct: 1Ascension: 1Character: Ironclad