Hey folks, Austin here, breaking from the usual tone because I really want to emphasize that the shows we watched this week were some of the most apeshit episodes of television we’ve ever seen, and if you were gonna sit this one out you’re WRONG TO DO THAT

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As long as Japan has made animation, we’ve had scientists making robots out of boys or making boys out of robots. We’ve seen plenty of the original, but it’s time to check in with the media that dared to follow in the astro-bootprints of greatness.

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Our second dip back into the detective soup nets us a rich, chunky spoonful of style and substance. The perfectly tender potatoes of Fillmore! and the enigmatic clams of Master Keaton make for—ah shit I’m just really hungry right now huh

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The Tuesday Boys are out to crack a brand-new case, the mystery of What Are Two Cool Detective Shows We Wanted To Watch?! Spoiler alert: the culprits were none other than Master Keaton and Fillmore! Sorry to disappoint all the Matlock kids out there.

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We’ve never been able to get enough of this goddamn show, so we’re indulging ourselves in a little treat we get to pass on to you: a whole special, just for Adventures of the Galaxy Rangers. Or perhaps as we’d call it this time, “The Tale of Horse and Goose.”

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

The Adventures of the Galaxy Rangers Episode 19, "Scarecrow"

The Adventures of the Galaxy Rangers Episode 23, "Psychocrypt”

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What’s weirder than a Bill & Ted cartoon that got memory-holed by history? A Bill & Ted cartoon with the movie’s original stars—Alex Winter, Keanu Reeves, and George Carlin—and STILL got memory-holed by history. Let’s travel back to the 90s and learn more!

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventures S1E9, "This Babe Ruth “Babe” is a Dude, Dude!"

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventures S2E2, "The Totally Gross Anatomy of a Gym Teacher”

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Action Man once taught us a three-step approach to any situation, but his churlish simulacra, Max Steel, imparts only one: become best friends with Tony Hawk. Shadow Raiders failed to learn this lesson, and it got cancelled. Coincidence??

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

Max Steel S2E23, "Extreme"

War Planets: Shadow Raiders S1E1, "Behold, the Beast”

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Back in the earliest days of our show, we were so smitten with a Louie-Based Lifestyle that we simply had to come back for another dip. Well it turns out they made two different Christmas episodes, so get your sleigh bells ready for a tinglin’!

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

Life With Louie Pilot, "A Christmas Surprise for Mrs. Stillman"

Life With Louie S3E10, "Family Portrait”

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For the final chapter, it turns out we got kind of a fun one. Not Prince Valiant fun, but just imagine us all nodding and wryly smiling at a clever bon mot. If you like chocolate or ivy league prep school slang, you should join us for Doonesbury and Cathy.

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

A Doonesbury Special (1977)

Cathy (1987)

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We said if we needed a release valve for newspaper cartoons, we could watch more Phantom 2040. After Dilbert, we’ve elected to smash the button that banishes Dilbert to hell. But who walks beside The Ghost Who Walks? The Hawaiians Who Slam!

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

Phantom 2040 Episode 15, "The Magician"

The Legend of the Hawaiian Slammers Episode 1 of 1

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