Rory Voie has read Dune. Austin and Andy have not. Here at the crossroads of education and infuriation, the journey to learn Dune (without doing any actual work) begins.

The Boys: Rory Voie (Taipei), Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland)

This week we go into our tragic backstories and reveal why SMT is America’s new sweetheart! During our King of the Hill shouting time, we’ll gather a motley crew of dirtbags and derelicts to do MMA battles with Podcast Thanos, Joe Rogan. That’s a 2019 takedown, baybee!

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

King of the Hill - S06E21/22, "Returning Japanese"

King of the Hill - S09E08, "Mutual of Omabwah"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)

Everybody belly up to the milk bar and order your giant steaming mugs of cow juice, cause we’re doing whatever the opposite of a dairy-free episode is! It’s Week Two of our King of the Hill party and we’re here to explore an intolerance far worse than lactose.

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

King of the Hill - S04E05, "Aisle 8A"

King of the Hill - S04E19, "Hank’s Bad Hair Day"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)

Picture this — it’s Wednesday afternoon and you’re sitting on the sofa watching Buzz Lightyear of Star Command and then hey what’s this? A show about people paying their bills? That’s right, it’s King of the Hill, leaving you extremely confused and slightly irritated. And in time, you fall in love.

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

King of the Hill - S01E06, "Hank’s Unmentionable Problem"

King of the Hill - S03E18, "Love Hurts…and So Does Art"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)

Fantasy becomes reality with Vytor: The Starfire Champion! Special guest Nathan “Banana Leaf Skort” Cox joins our summer garden party as we attempt to understand this short-lived 1989 cartoon about unsafe boomerangs, talking sky cars, and tree maintenance.

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Vytor: The Starfire Champion - Episode 1, “The Starfire Legacy”

Vytor: The Starfire Champion - Episode 3, “The Spirit Tree”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)

For our final episode of Schooligans, we’re phoning it in today! Consider this the “putting on a video” of podcast episodes, because we’re too hungover to teach mutant geography or whatever. Just cheat off of Melvin for the final test. Remember Melvin?

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

X-Men: Evolution - Season 3, Episode 12/13, "Dark Horizon"

Fillmore! - Season 2, Episode 17, "South of Friendship, North of Honor"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)

We told mother we were too sick to go to school today but she sent us off with our packed lunches and red noses anyway. And guess what: we yartzed in first period and teacher sent us off to see the podcast nurse. Her diagnosis? Not-Enough-Cartoons Disease. We’re treating it with Fillmore!, X-Men: Evolution, and an array of stinky creams.

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Fillmore! - Season 2, Episode 5, "Immune to All but Justice"

X-Men: Evolution - Season 3, Episode 9, "Under Lock & Key"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)

The magic is still bubbling for our second day of Schooligans, and not even the Ceremonial Razzing can clot our hearts with malice. Even if you haven’t done the required reading, X-Men: Evolution and Fillmore! are a treat we have to share with the whole class.

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

X-Men: Evolution - Season 2, Episode 10, "Walk on the Wild Side"

Fillmore! - Episode 8, "Ingrid Third, Public Enemy #1"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)

The bell tolls for The Tuesday Boys, who have enrolled in two of the coolest cartoon schools. We’re watching Disney’s Fillmore! and X-Men: Evolution, where stressed-out warrior-children are the police and tests are apparently optional. Also, the school has a prison.

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Fillmore! - Episode 1, "To Mar A Stall"

X-Men: Evolution - Episode 1, "Strategy X"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)