We watched some cartoons, but there’s also a lot of classic “Jamiroquai Talk,” just a heads up.

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa - Episode 13, "Another Fine Mesa"

Cybersix - Episode 12, "Daylight Devil"

Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 37, "Tuxedo Unmasked"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)

Saturday Morning Tuesdays Update: God turned his back on us, so Dark Science gave us snake bodies with horse feet and things are way better now! Clip clop motherfuckersss.

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 36, "Last Resort"

Cybersix - Episode 11, "The Greatest Show in Meridiana"

Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa - Episode 12, "The Big Cow Wow"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)

When we said “Sssomebody Stop Me” we meant “please, Nathan Cox, ssstop us from watching the three Jim Carrey movie cartoon adaptations that came out in 1995.” But he was powerless to help, and aaallllrighty then, it was a real [Dumb & Dumber reference] of a time.

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Dumb & Dumber: The Animated Series - Episode 3, "Top Dumbs"

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective - Season 2, Episode 2, "Snow Job"

The Mask: Animated Series - Season 2, Episode 19, "To Bee or Not to Bee"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)

We’re drawing the line in the sand this week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays and news flash dweeb—you’re out. We’re adopting an Ice-Dancers-Only policy to ensure this podcast is as exclusive as it is willfully obtuse.

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 35, "Ice Princess"

Cybersix - Episode 10, "Full Moon Fascination"

Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa - Episode 11, "Dances With Bulls"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)

Pour some chocolate chips and jimmies on these three scoops of Podcast™ ice cream. “Rad creams!” you say, “these sure taste just like my stories!”

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa - Episode 10, "Stolen on the River"

Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 34, "Ski Bunny Blues"

Cybersix - Episode 9, "The Eye"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)

Take your crown out of its crown house and put it on your head and be a princess this week with your three best friends the Princess Boys because Gosh Goodness O’Golly it’s another Sailor Moon Power Hour!

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 31, "A Reluctant Princess"

Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 32, "Bad Hair Day"

Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 33, "Little Miss Manners"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)

Today we get a first-hand look at what CEOs really do. Our very hands-off Chief Executive Officer Patrick Stagaman holes-up in his room to get some actual work done: his annual report on the state of SMT! Surely this will be an incredible 14 minutes of wisdom.

FINAL GRADES

Before the curve - A Gentleman’s “B”

After the Curve - We’re not telling! You gotta listen!

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)

For the first time ever, we three hermit crabs heave ourselves out of our separate shells and mussel our way into a single clam’s house for a one-year birthday retrospectacular. Ever wondered what happened to Sonic, Digimon and Dinosaucers? No? Get out of our clam house.

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Dinosaucers - Episode 63, "I Got Those ‘Ol Reptilon Blues Again, Mommasaur"

Sonic the Hedgehog (SatAM) - Episode 17/18, "Blast to the Past"

Digimon Adventure - Episode 47, "Ogremon’s Honor"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)

This week we wag our tongues at all those 80s parents by playing the devil’s very own game! Roll a twenty-sided die to see if you enjoy our actual-watch podcast, replete with Gunthieves, Danger Clerks, and our new dungeon friend Brian “Indifferent Viking” Simmons.

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Dungeons & Dragons - Episode 20, "The Dragon's Graveyard," and Episode 23, "The Time Lost"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)