“What? I thought this show was called Saturday Morning Tuesdays, not Saturday Morning Saturdays!” Don't get your kilt up your crack about it, we’re doing a bonus episode! In honor of the Ducktales reboot on Disney XD (regular airing begins today) we decided to do a bit of a retrospective and look at the first episodes of both this new iteration and the original from 1987.

Special guest Patrick Stagaman makes a bold new content acquisition  •  Andy tries out his Scrooge impression  •  Dogs and ducks form a truce in the duck-dog war  •  Austin gives a history lesson  •  Rory makes a startling discovery about The Bernie Mac Show

Today's Episode Sponsor: The Clown Ghost on Your Lap™

THIS WEEKEND'S EPISODES

---Ducktales (1987) #1 - “Don't Give Up The Ship”

---Ducktales (2017) #1 - “Woo-oo!”

“What? I thought this show was called Saturday Morning Tuesdays, not Saturday Morning Saturdays!” Don't get your kilt up your crack about it, we’re doing a bonus episode! In honor of the Ducktales reboot on Disney XD (regular airing begins today) we decided to do a bit of a retrospective and look at the first episodes of both this new iteration and the original from 1987.

Special guest Patrick Stagaman makes a bold new content acquisition  •  Andy tries out his Scrooge impression  •  Dogs and ducks form a truce in the duck-dog war  •  Austin gives a history lesson  •  Rory makes a startling discovery about The Bernie Mac Show

Today's Episode Sponsor: The Clown Ghost on Your Lap™

THIS WEEKEND'S EPISODES

---Ducktales (1987) #1 - “Don't Give Up The Ship”

---Ducktales (2017) #1 - “Woo-oo!”

Today, we are overcome with that third episode swag. Two points define a line, but three roughly collinear points define a trend, so some might even say we are...on trend. Items of note this episode: Matt's main-character-worthy brotherly love, Bronto Thunder's Seinfeldosaurus-worthy observational comedy, and Robotnik's Mystique-worthy doppelgangers that instantly go sexy. Not to mention the premiere of a new segment that will surely be loved by everyone for all time.

Today's Episode Sponsors: The Pawn Stars Tracker Watch™ and Throat Hornets™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

---Digimon Adventure #3 - “Garurumon”

---Dinosaucers #3 - “Happy Egg Day to You”

---Sonic the Hedgehog (SatAM) #3 (2) - “Sonic and Sally”

Today, we are overcome with that third episode swag. Two points define a line, but three roughly collinear points define a trend, so some might even say we are...on trend. Items of note this episode: Matt's main-character-worthy brotherly love, Bronto Thunder's Seinfeldosaurus-worthy observational comedy, and Robotnik's Mystique-worthy doppelgangers that instantly go sexy. Not to mention the premiere of a new segment that will surely be loved by everyone for all time.

Today's Episode Sponsors: The Pawn Stars Tracker Watch™ and Throat Hornets™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

---Digimon Adventure #3 - “Garurumon”

---Dinosaucers #3 - “Happy Egg Day to You”

---Sonic the Hedgehog (SatAM) #3 (2) - “Sonic and Sally”

Welcome back! Are you surprised to see us again? Did you think we'd forget a Tuesday this early? Oh hell naw, don't be a fool, stay in school, winners don't use drugs, take a bite out of crime, Scruff McGruff, Chicago, IL, 60652.

Today, in what is sure to be the best second episode we will ever make, our various cartoon acquaintances get fleeced by a smooth-talking Texan charlatan, try to call moms on back-talking pay phones, and completely abandon their coolest friend.

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

---Dinosaucers #2 - “Take Us Out to the Ballgame"

---Digimon Adventure #2 - “The Birth of Greymon”

---Sonic the Hedgehog (SatAM) #2 (#1) - “Sonic Boom”.

Welcome back! Are you surprised to see us again? Did you think we'd forget a Tuesday this early? Oh hell naw, don't be a fool, stay in school, winners don't use drugs, take a bite out of crime, Scruff McGruff, Chicago, IL, 60652.

Today, in what is sure to be the best second episode we will ever make, our various cartoon acquaintances get fleeced by a smooth-talking Texan charlatan, try to call moms on back-talking pay phones, and completely abandon their coolest friend.

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

---Dinosaucers #2 - “Take Us Out to the Ballgame"

---Digimon Adventure #2 - “The Birth of Greymon”

---Sonic the Hedgehog (SatAM) #2 (#1) - “Sonic Boom”.

Wham, bam, premiere episode! That's your cue to be excited.

We're Austin, Andy, and Rory - three good friends, spanning several corners of the mighty Pacific Ocean, embarking on a journey to revisit cartoons we loved as kids to see if they hold up. Survey says: maybe!? I mean we were all garbage little kids once. Have you met kids? They have famously shit taste. 

This episode, you’ll learn some exciting details about cotter pins, Digivices, and Dinovolving. So get in gear, slam some Capri Sun™, and take a sweet little nibble of our cartoon delights.

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

---Sonic the Hedgehog (SatAM) #1 (or #13, depending) - “Heads or Tails”

---Digimon Adventure #1 - “And So it Begins…”

---Dinosaucers #1 - “Dinosaur Valley”

Wham, bam, premiere episode! That's your cue to be excited.

We're Austin, Andy, and Rory - three good friends, spanning several corners of the mighty Pacific Ocean, embarking on a journey to revisit cartoons we loved as kids to see if they hold up. Survey says: maybe!? I mean we were all garbage little kids once. Have you met kids? They have famously shit taste. 

This episode, you’ll learn some exciting details about cotter pins, Digivices, and Dinovolving. So get in gear, slam some Capri Sun™, and take a sweet little nibble of our cartoon delights.

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

---Sonic the Hedgehog (SatAM) #1 (or #13, depending) - “Heads or Tails”

---Digimon Adventure #1 - “And So it Begins…”

---Dinosaucers #1 - “Dinosaur Valley”