Join us and commemorate the genocide of thousands of indigenous cultures by reading this boring-ass book about Lakota warrior Grey Eagle and how he's fucking wasted on this white woman who's improbably named Alisha.  Definitely do not thrill to see her end every sentence with an exclamation point!  You will absolutely fail to gasp with excitement as they have the same transformative sex over and over and over again and then misunderstand one another in the morning, many times!  You may actually be surprised that it isn't as racist as you're expecting it to be!  (I mean, it's racist.  But it's not as racist as we thought it was going to be.)