Listen in as Dan Savage, America's Sweetheart, attends to the ills of the lovelorn. This week's unfortunates: "Pushy Boyfriend." Is it his culture, or is he a big creep? "Apologies." He loved her once. Now she's marrying his best friend. But they're already in couples counseling! Should he apologize for warning his best friend not to marry his ex? "Teenaged Canadian Homo." Where should he go to make friends? "Shootin' Blanks" He takes scalding hot showers before sex... does she really need to use birth control? It's all real. You're next. 206-302-2064.

Here are the provocative titles of the questions Dan answers in this episode: "Inorgasmic in Ohio" "The No Masturbation Experiment" "A Fellow who Likes to Trick Women" "Skin Suit" Anything making you nervous? Tune in. Want to make us nervous? 206-201-2720.

Happy New Year everyone. Dan starts out 2007 by addressing the following interest-whetting topics: Toxic sex toys. Curvy penises. Differing sex drives. More advice to combat UTIs and the At-Risk Tech Savvy Youth™ Sometimes, the risk is palpable. Would you like to pile on? 206-302-2064 is the number to call.

This week Dan advises a future Lutheran pastor on how to get over his ex-girlfriend already. There's a fellow with an awesome Chicago accent who points out that all these nice straight guys who proclaim that they refuse to marry until the Gays can marry MIGHT just have cold feet... A young man in Catholic school thinks that bigots should be fed knuckle sandwiches. What do YOU think the bruises are on this man's penis? And finally, a lad calls all the way from Australia to proclaim his attraction to uncircumcised penises. But he calls them "doodles." Because he's from Australia. Can we have some ladies please? Call 206-302-2064 and let your female problems be solved!

Here are just some of the problems afflicting the people all around you: He'd rather watch pornography than have sex with a 20 year old lady! She's got an enraged urethra, and her doctor won't talk to her about sex! His boyfriend is ready to settle down. He just wants to party. He's calling for a boycott of Chevrolet! A black woman strikes back. He's 18 and can't cum like he used to. You have problems too, you know. Call 206-302-2064 and tell Danny all about it.

Here are the dilemmas and concerns that Dan Savage helps his listeners grapple with this week: He loves her. She loves him. But he wants to dominate her and she just wants some sweet, sweet lovin'. A Caucasian lady offers some advice of her own to our nation's African-American gentlemen. Is one loving teaspoon enough? And, when it comes to orgasms, she's a lone wolf. Can Dan help a young lady learn to share her most intimate moments with others? Listen in. And would it kill you to call? 206-302-2064. It's a voicemail. Record your question, using a land line if at all possible, and maybe we'll use it. Leave your phone number if you're up for a follow-up call.

In this week's episode, a newly out gay man wants to learn the secrets of dating, rather than casual boning. Sweet! A young lady offers tips on how to rock the G-spot. Dan calls a young man who has a proclivity for drama queens, and more. We're trying out some new music too. Would you like to be a part of the spectacle? Call 206-302-2064 and record your question.

Gather round the Thanksgiving table with Dan as he answers questions about fisting, sounding, genital warts, and revisits the concept of getting pleasured by a dolphin, all while picking turkey out of his teeth. Listen in with the whole family! Would you like to ask a question for the entire world to ponder? (We've gotten calls from Nigeria and Australia so far.) Call 206-302-2064 and record your question.

In a very special family oriented Thanksgiving edition of the Savage Love podcast, Dan attends to these eternal questions: Is it ok to have sex with dolphins? What exactly would happen if a lady received anal sex prior to giving oral sex? How serious are "anal fissures?" Here's the dolphin lover's website:   Happy Thanksgiving.

Dan indulges in a little post-Santorum gloating. What do straight men need? Confidence! How to turn the homophobia gun against the homophobes. And, we take the technology up a notch with a recorded phone conversation between Dan and a gay young man with a little masturbation problem. Do you have problems? You do? Then call the Savage Love Podcast line at 206-302-2064. Record your question, and include your phone number if you'd like Dan to follow up.