Is it wrong to contact the subsequent lovers of your lying, cheating, abusive ex and compare notes? What if one of the notes is that you have herpes?    A closeted lesbian is worried that if she comes out it will impact her parents- pillars in their conservative community.    A jealous lover makes his boyfriend write essays about his previous relationships. Dan has five special letters for this caller.      Now class. Your assignment is to call: 206-201-2720   Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.   Today's episode is brought to you by Netflix. For a free 30-day trial, go to .

How do you ask your lady if her boobs are the work of god or man?    A woman engaged to be married wants to help a gay couple she knows by being a surrogate mother. Her fiancé isn't having it. Who should prevail?    Poppers! Deep fried snack or sex enhancing drug- they're both nasty.    Call us. Tell us everything.  206-201-2720   This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at   Today's episode is brought to you by Netflix. For a free 30-day trial, go to . Comment on this episode at www.thestranger.com/lovecast

Today we are joined by the venerable athiest, science-lovin', feminist blogger Jen McCreight who has a thing or two to say about skepticism. She takes Dan to task for his lack of critical thinking while interviewing a recent guest about female ejaculation.    So, the calls today are all viewed through the cold, hard prism of science. This all BEFORE the rapture proved to be a non-event. That took courage.    Call us up: 206-201-2720   Check out Jen's magnificent blog: at www.blaghag.com.    Today's episode is brought to you by Netflix. For a free 30-day trial, go to . Comment on this episode at www.thestranger.com/lovecast

This week we are joined by the good doctor Vy Chu- a specialist in gay men's health.  So there's a lot of talk about butts.        And balls. 206-201-2720   Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.   Today's episode is brought to you by Netflix. For a free 30-day trial, go to www..   You can and should comment on this show over at

What does a neglectful drunk have to do to win his wife back?    A man with a doll fetish wonders if his turn-on for the "little girl" look automatically makes him a pedophile.    An attractive man with a homely girlfriend wonders if he's missing out by leaving all the world's hotties on the table.    And more.  206-201-2720   Hello Randy Marquardt from West Bend K-12!  Email ole Randy at [email protected]  Or give him a friendly jingle at 262-306-2601   Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.   Today's episode is brought to you by Netflix. For a free 30-day trial, go to .   You can and should comment on this show over at

Too much information? A woman confides in a friend that she is having an affair. Now the friend feels on the hook with this unwanted knowledge. Should she tell or clam up? A man and his girlfriend have agreed to embark on an open relationship. But it's open only for him. She's not allowed to go outside the relationship. Is this okay? Heike Rodriguez, an educator who teaches women how to achieve female ejaculation, talks with Dan in the studio and makes him squirm in about a dozen ways.  Two words: vulva puppet. 206-201-2720   This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at    Today's episode is brought to you by Netflix. For a free 30-day trial, go to     Comment on this episode at

What happens when you're turned on by rape fantasies and then you actually get raped? Time to find a new fantasy.    Marijuana! Is it Viagra for women?    A transvestite in Kansas: A college crossdresser finds it hard to meet women who will accept him for who he is.      We accept you.  Call us at 206-201-2720   Today's episode is brought to you by Netflix. For a free 30-day trial, go to . Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. You can and should comment on this show over at

A woman is having an affair with a man who is probably gay. Should she help him to cross the line into homo-land, or butt out and find somebody who digs chicks?    A man is dating a gal who is perfect in every way except for one little problem. She is bat-shit, loony tunes crazy. Is the sex worth it?    A queer woman has a girlfriend who's a real snoozer in the sack. She calls her hot gender-queer pals whenever she wants sex, fucks them and then comes home to her girlfriend to read in bed and fall asleep. Will it last? Is it right?    And more.  206-201-2720   Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.   Today's episode is brought to you by Netflix. For a free 30-day trial, go to netflix.com/savage.

OMG! Don't you hate it when you go to a gay bar, make out with TWO gay men (even though you are a woman), and then totally don't remember it because you were, like, too drunk? How do you tell your on-again, off-again lover that you are suddenly into kink? This includes a bonus anti-choking sermon from Father Dan Savage. Don't do it. A lost lesbian bemoans the fact that she is a butch dyke attracted to other butch dykes. Can she meet anyone like her? Maybe if she moved out of Tulsa, Oklahoma… And more. 206-201-2720 You can and should comment on this show over at

It's the one-minute wonder show! All calls less than one minute long! All answers less than one minute long! Why me talking like Hulk?    Topics covered: Friends with overgrown bushes, herpes dating sites, more come, less come, loud neighbors, master-slave role-play, icing on boobs and so much more.   Call us quickly!!  206-201-2720   This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at   Comment on this episode at www.thestranger.com/lovecast.