Major Nelson has been a minor disappointment as Luke's new life guru so far, but Luke has still managed to follow through on a thing in between making his music theatre debut. Listen in to find out how you can play what Luke's playing this week.

Luke reveals the mystery game he was reviewing last week as well as his fear of spiders. Hannah asks the whether Han Solo is an octopus or a dog. Everyone agrees Disney should hire Luke already, Major Nelson needs to make Luke's life choices and Hannah shouldn't direct the next Star Wars.

Luke has been gazzumped again by Game Pass. When will he learn to play through his video game stash first? This week Luke is inviting everyone to the (LAN) party. BYO pr0n. If that's not your scene, he will be sharing some amazing games over the next few weeks.

Luke has had a tough week. No one will help him hunt Nazis, a developer won't recertify a game in Australia just for him and the coronavirus may delay his next gen Xbox. What's next, a punch to the dick? Oh wait...

How much would you pay to see Luke's unholy attempt at a Baby Yoda robot? How much would you pay NOT to see it? Vote with your Patreon dollarydoos now.

This week Luke has been playing Lego Movie 2, Hannah has paid real world dollars for a digital butler and we offer a giveaway for the first time in forever.

Also, remember to always wear condoms. Always. 

Luke demands an explanation and promptly rejects it, Hannah has not committed any crimes but seeks Luke's advice and seriously, why hasn't Disney just hired Luke already?

By the way, if any listeners can control rats with their mind, we want to hear from you.

2020 is officially the Year that Luke Delivers. This week Steph from Nerdazons joins us to nerd out over some upcoming movies. Meanwhile, Hannah learns that Doom and Dune are two separate things (who knew?) and Luke continues his boycott of the latest Little Women. Like Johnny Depp, Luke is Team Wynonna Forever

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Hannah has not been fired and Luke definitely has more than two friends. Join us for life lessons from Hannah's father, a discussion about the hot new game "jee-tav" and a moral discussion on whether guns should be in all games or just the good ones.

This week sees the shocking news that Luke is retiring from competitive Fortnite, Erin has been playing some retro Kirby.

Planning also begins for the Multiple Nerdgasm trip to Disneyland so Luke can build a $200 lightsaber.

And just because here is a Steam key for Crash Bandicoot N Sans Trilogy. Only the one so best be fast to use it.

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This week Erin is back and sits down with Luke, together they work out how to fix everything affecting the world today. Luke of course forgot to record this, so they sat down again and this is what you get.

Death Coming

Jim Browning - Inside a India scam centre

Scammer Payback - wasting scam callers time

Bernadette Banner - historical sewing adventures!