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- Episode 12 - Honorable Lyle Byrdwin Urges Hevian President to Call in the Army to Deal with Ilkhatal Protesting Kingsley's Trial
Alex meets with Devin, Margaret, and Caroline who believe Kingsley's trial is a smokescreen and catalyst for a racist conspiracy to start a third world war. While Alex wants to believe they're just being paranoid, they cannot help but wonder if maybe they're onto something.
CWs: White people failing to understand colonialism, references to colonial violence, police brutality, and war
Transcript
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12 min - Episode 11 - Ilkhatal President Cathal Galloway calls Heva's Proposal to Close the Hevian-Killbraugha Border "A Grave Mistake that Will Exasperate Already High Tensions."
Kingsley and his friends are forcefully segregated from the rest of Heva and they reach out to the Ilkhatal Freedom Movement, a brutal militant separatist organization led by Marcus Galloway, the most wanted "terrorist" in all of Heva's Empire.
CWs: colonial violence, forced resettlement, police violence and brutality, references to torture and assassinations, death by immolation, violent arrests
Transcript
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22 min - Episode 10 - Abolitionists Margaret Leland and Senator Devin Tossier Refuse to Testify in Kingsley's Trial
Devin writes a letter to his friend and fellow rebel, Caroline Galloway, begging her to help him counter Kingsley’s narrative published by the Ferdarian Gazette.
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7 min - Episode 9 - Opening Statements Read at Sebastian Wallace's Trial for War Crimes Committed While He Served on Kingsley's Cabinet
Kingsley and his friends are determined to assassinate Bernadette "the Butcher" Griffin before she steps one foot in Bearcaska.
CWs: Torture, death, police brutality and violence, caring for injuries caused by police brutality, hanging, racism, colonialism, use of fictional slurs, colonial violence, assassination, animal death
Transcript
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23 min - Episode 8 - General Bernadette "the Butcher" Griffin's Tombstone Vandalized Three Days Before 20th Anniversary of her Death
Alex writes a scathing retrospective on Bernadette “the Butcher” Griffin, the poster child of Hevian colonialism.
Content Warnings: References to colonial violence, colonialism, torture, death, war, imperialism and empire building
Transcript
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9 min - Episode 7 - Prosecution Introduces List of War Crimes Committed by the Montivelo Administration during the Second Shadow War
Kingsley and his friends argue - and end friendships - over how to resist the Hevian colonial empire.
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23 min - Episode 6 - Prosecution Experiences a Flurry of Death Threats Amidst an Increased Number of Reported Demon Sightings
Frustrated that their access to Kingsley has been denied because of concerns over Kingsley’s safety, Alex visits a local bar and seeks comfort and support from a friend.
CWs: Reference to a bombing and mass death
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10 min - Episode 5 - Prosecutor's Office Bombed! Kingsley's Trial Postponed for Three Weeks
Kingsley and his friends in the ILA plant bombs in the sewers and have to make a quick escape before they are caught by the patrolling police.
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24 min - Episode 4 - Kingsley’s Trial Interrupted by Protestors Reading the Names of Ilkhatal Murdered by Hevian Soldiers and Police
After witnessing the murder of an innocent Ilkhatal, Kingsley joins the separatist organization the Ilkhatal Liberation Army (ILA).
Content warnings for this episode include police brutality.
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26 min - Episode 3 - "Claiming Martyrdom Does Not Justify War Crimes," States Prosecution in Kingsley's Trial
A pamphlet honoring the dead of the Battle of Trippé and promising revolutionary violence is published on the battle's 19th year anniversary.
Content warnings for this episode include: mass death,colonial violence, war, physical maiming and disfigurement, extreme loss, and racism.
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About Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast
From the publisher's feed
Say That I Slew Them Not is an adult queer fantasy noir where Les Miserables meets Peaky Blinders plus anthro crocodiles
Kingsley, an anthro crocodile rebel leader, is being tried for war crimes he definitely committed. To save his life (and maybe stop WWIII - no guarantees though), he’ll manipulate Alex, a traumatized journalist whose wife Kingsley tortured, into publishing classified documents that will implicate the rich and powerful in war crimes of their own. What? He’s done worse.
Content Warning: racism, fictional slurs, suicide, death, trauma, drug use, miscarriage