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Los Dodgers decided to publicly humiliate themselves by bending the knee and kissing the ring of the Orange Mad Queen. Proving that they really are just a bunch of dumb jocks the boys failed to realize that the Queen will use every smiling, golly-gee handshake photo of themselves with her Majesty as state propaganda to prove her legitimacy not unlike the way Kim Jong Un used the half-witted Dennis Rodman to show the world that he's just a normal guy that loves basketball like everybody else (not a murderous dictator that starves the poor people in his country to death just for fun)
Mookie Betts had enough common sense not to visit the trump white house when he won the title in 2018 but was somehow persuaded to make the trip this time even though the Queen had attempted to sack the Nation's Capitol since his last visit. You guys know you are shaking the hand of an insurrectionist coup plotter right? You know he has taken the side of murderous dictators over our allies right? You know he is plucking college students off the street and disappearing them because he doesn't like their politics right? You know he is busily dismantling the global economy right? You know your fans are going to suffer because of his insane antics right?
But you still had to go and give the Queen a nice photo op with some of the world's most famous athletes because the team owner thought it would be a good idea??? Nice to know you are all a bunch of independent thinking grown men who place your fans (you guys understand that you live in the bluest state in the country right?) ahead of the whims of a demented old adjudicated sexual assaulter who has no more business being in the white house than your team mascot does. Maybe you guys caught one too many bad-hops with your face over the years and can no longer use logic and reason like the rest of us. Or maybe you listened to the trumphumpers on your team and decided that it is a real honor to visit the white house. Usually it is boys, but not when an evil insurrectionist that wants to rule by edict is in residence. Maybe someday you'll all grow up...
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By Vine of JusticeLos Dodgers decided to publicly humiliate themselves by bending the knee and kissing the ring of the Orange Mad Queen. Proving that they really are just a bunch of dumb jocks the boys failed to realize that the Queen will use every smiling, golly-gee handshake photo of themselves with her Majesty as state propaganda to prove her legitimacy not unlike the way Kim Jong Un used the half-witted Dennis Rodman to show the world that he's just a normal guy that loves basketball like everybody else (not a murderous dictator that starves the poor people in his country to death just for fun)
Mookie Betts had enough common sense not to visit the trump white house when he won the title in 2018 but was somehow persuaded to make the trip this time even though the Queen had attempted to sack the Nation's Capitol since his last visit. You guys know you are shaking the hand of an insurrectionist coup plotter right? You know he has taken the side of murderous dictators over our allies right? You know he is plucking college students off the street and disappearing them because he doesn't like their politics right? You know he is busily dismantling the global economy right? You know your fans are going to suffer because of his insane antics right?
But you still had to go and give the Queen a nice photo op with some of the world's most famous athletes because the team owner thought it would be a good idea??? Nice to know you are all a bunch of independent thinking grown men who place your fans (you guys understand that you live in the bluest state in the country right?) ahead of the whims of a demented old adjudicated sexual assaulter who has no more business being in the white house than your team mascot does. Maybe you guys caught one too many bad-hops with your face over the years and can no longer use logic and reason like the rest of us. Or maybe you listened to the trumphumpers on your team and decided that it is a real honor to visit the white house. Usually it is boys, but not when an evil insurrectionist that wants to rule by edict is in residence. Maybe someday you'll all grow up...