WTF (WHERE THE FUCK) IS JOHN?!

https://twitter.com/lizayuzda/status/1427369149626556419?s=12 

ELECTION BO-BECTION

https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/federal-election-call-1.6141189 

MOBILE CAPS BUT NOT ON DATA

https://www.ndp.ca/affordability?focus=13934114

PRO POPPERS AGENDA

https://twitter.com/Travisdhanraj/status/1428344478188855304

https://youtu.be/6-a81CosI8E?t=701 <- but not really

WEAR A MASK @ THE POLLS

https://globalnews.ca/news/8116807/elections-canada-poll-worker-vaccination/ 

OOPS NO VAX FOR FEDS

https://twitter.com/cbckatie/status/1427733511197368328?s=12 

WACKY RIDEAU HALL MEETING BUMPER

GOLD ROBBER ON THE GOLDEN EARS??

https://bc.ctvnews.ca/robbery-suspect-who-carried-designer-brand-messenger-bag-sought-in-pitt-meadows-rcmp-say-1.5554027

DISBARRING FOR DISCO DRUGS

https://www.vicnews.com/news/west-shore-lawyer-suspended-for-sharing-mdma-at-a-halloween-party/

THANKS FOR THE IMPOUND OFFICER

https://bc.ctvnews.ca/police-say-multiple-drivers-thanked-them-for-impounding-this-sports-car-for-excessive-speeding-1.5552390

https://bc.ctvnews.ca/trucker-caught-using-phone-behind-the-wheel-4-separate-times-banned-from-driving-for-3-months-rcmp-1.5543154

TAP & BARREL COCKS UP BRIDGES

https://dailyhive.com/vancouver/tap-barrel-bridges-vancouver

SEMI JACK KNIFES WRECKING ALKIES DREAMS

https://globalnews.ca/video/8120724/semi-trailer-dumps-hundreds-of-cases-of-beer-on-lougheed-highway

VENTI OF SADNESS FOR BURNABY ESPRESSO SIPPERS

https://www.burnabynow.com/local-business/it-was-my-second-home-customers-lament-closure-of-silent-burnaby-mall-starbucks-4221666 <- mention brentwood

POT SMOKIN’ MONSTERS AND THE RENTAL WAR

https://www.burnabynow.com/opinion/pot-smoking-monsters-in-burnaby-lead-to-elevator-war-in-rental-building-4206671

NO BURNABY ROBLOX, NO EAST VAN LYFE

https://www.burnabynow.com/local-news/burnaby-teen-recreates-east-vancouver-entirely-in-roblox-photos-3964776

PENDER PENDING PURITAN PROJECT

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/pender-island-living-off-the-land-1.6128690

ONE TONNE DINOSAUR OF THE FRASER

https://bc.ctvnews.ca/monster-sturgeon-hauled-from-fraser-river-weighed-more-than-800-lbs-may-be-a-century-old-1.5517934

NO SOFT SERVE FOR THE APP-LESS

https://globalnews.ca/video/8042209/seniors-feeling-left-behind-by-app-only-shopping

FROM ICU TO E.R.A.

https://www.cbc.ca/sports/olympics/summer/softball/olympians-softball-sara-groenewegen-1.6107930

LAZER MY LYNTON

https://www.vice.com/en/article/epnmja/conspiracy-theorists-think-a-lytttown-burned-by-wildfire-was-decimated-by-a-laser

MORE HOPE FOR TESLA DRIVERS

https://www.abbynews.com/news/hope-becomes-a-bigger-draw-for-tesla-drivers-with-12-new-stations/

LIVE THE GANG LYFE OR DIE IN ENDERBY

https://vancouversun.com/news/crime/b-c-gangster-who-survived-multiple-assassination-attempts-dies-at-enderby-campground

HELL OF A CRUSTY LAWSUIT

https://www.burnabynow.com/local-news/pizza-giant-in-burnaby-part-of-lawsuit-over-secret-rebranding-4201043