Say That to Ajay

WACKY FACTS THAT ARE TRUE

LANDLORD = POO 

https://www.burnabynow.com/local-news/unholy-stench-burnaby-tenant-from-hell-smears-poop-in-suite-before-ghosting-landlord-4913475

NOT THAT MCELROY

https://twitter.com/radioindia1110/status/1485772170563178496?s=12

DOUBLE THE CAT MISCHIEF

https://globalnews.ca/news/8501665/cats-vitamix-box-bc-standoff/?utm_medium=Twitter&utm_source=%40globalbc

https://twitter.com/jillreports/status/1479196403599511555?s=12

OTTER NEEDS A DENTIST

https://www.peacearchnews.com/news/otter-with-a-toothache-cougar-in-a-pink-collar-top-most-unique-calls-for-bc-cos-in-2021/

RABBIT HAS STOCKHOLM SYNDROME

https://www.peacearchnews.com/news/surrey-man-who-claims-he-rescued-rabbit-from-city-street-gets-arrested-charged/

PIZZA PARTY IN THE COURTS

https://www.peacearchnews.com/news/surrey-pizza-joints-fight-in-court-over-using-similar-name/

911 MESSY ROOMMATE

https://globalnews.ca/news/8495931/911-nuisance-calls-2021-bc/

WOMAN WISHES HUSBAND JUST WATCHED PRAWN

https://www.richmond-news.com/local-news/angry-richmond-wife-reports-massage-parlour-to-city-after-husband-comes-home-with-sexually-transmitted-infection-4944462 

LOCAL DRUMMER INHERITS SOUL OF TOM SAWYER

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/bc-rush-neil-peart-video-1.6311816 

CANUCKS STOP RACISM - AGAIN

https://twitter.com/bardown/status/1481469402423963650?s=12 

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/canucks-lunar-new-year-jersey-1.6313215 

https://www.cbc.ca/sports/hockey/nhl/emilie-castonguay-canucks-assistant-general-manager-nhl-1.6325782

THE PLOT HAS BEEN LOST ON THE NORMIES

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/covid-briefing-dec24-1.6297668 

https://twitter.com/j_mcelroy/status/1473406464379142145?s=12 

https://www.reddit.com/r/vancouver/comments/rlotp6/new_bc_public_health_orders_effective_dec_22/ 

REACTIVE GOVERNMENT TRIES PROACTIVITY

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/white-christmas-2021-1.6296873 

PLEASE SIR - I WANT SOME MORE

https://globalnews.ca/news/8471044/bc-businesses-apply-covid-relief-grant/
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/b-c-restaurants-hope-more-foreign-workers-can-curb-labour-crisis-industry-association-says-1.6285848 

VANCOUVER PARK BOARD ONCE AGAIN GOOD?

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/park-board-barge-1.6287329?cmp=rss 

LOCAL SCHOOL CARES FOR THE KIDS

https://www.reddit.com/r/UBC/comments/rj1qv2/ubc_only_cares_about_their_reputation/ 

CASINOS STILL OPEN TO LAUNDER MONEY

https://globalnews.ca/news/8447095/cullen-commission-money-laundering-lookback/ 

SURREY MAYOR CHARGED WITH HAVING TOO MUCH SWAG

https://bc.ctvnews.ca/mayor-of-surrey-b-c-charged-with-public-mischief-1.5702671 

WACKY X-MAS COVID TESTING SITE LINE

LOCAL ARTIST SHARES FEELINGS TOWARDS PHO

https://soundcloud.com/daamcp/fuck-bonnie-henry  

MUSEUM MISTAKENLY LABELLED AS COVID TESTING SITE TO BE DEMOLISHED

https://nationalpost.com/opinion/top-canadian-museum-to-be-immediately-gutted-in-the-name-of-decolonization 

LINEUP TO GET THE LAST DROP OF CHALET SAUCE

https://twitter.com/KRobNews1/status/1474218748873564165 

LOCAL SPORTS TEAM DUMPS FOOD ON POOR PEOPLE

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/canucks-food-donation-1.6293367?cmp=rss 

LOCAL MAN DUMPS TOO MANY TRAPS ON POOR CRABS

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/nanaimo-crab-poacher-lifetime-ban-1.6292864 

INTERIOR REINDEER SICK OF PLAYING AMONGUS

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/rudolph-decoration-beat-up-fort-nelson-british-columbia-1.6287501

JELL-O HELLO

https://twitter.com/richardzussman/status/1454207228190228482?s=12

https://twitter.com/keithbaldrey/status/1454323648400007172?s=12

https://twitter.com/jjhorgan/status/1456323017148043266 

KELOWNA AIN’T SO NICE

https://www.kelownanow.com/watercooler/news/news/Kelowna/Kelowna_RCMP_investigating_after_business_owner_finds_racist_graffiti

AUT OF ORDER

https://www.peacearchnews.com/news/south-surrey-autism-advocate-says-provinces-hub-model-sets-us-back-20-years/

https://twitter.com/tegart_jackie/status/1456332412095385600?s=12 

https://twitter.com/nicholassimons/status/1456342916968837127?s=12  

QUICK COVID UPDATE CUZ

https://twitter.com/richardzussman/status/1456361105920602115 

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/covid-19-modelling-update-nov4-1.6237359 

FIRE(WORKS) FOR DAYZ

https://twitter.com/ctv_stjohn/status/1455028677331206144?s=12

TRUE SUMMERTIME SADNESS

https://burnabybeacon.com/article/63-lives-lost-heat-dome/

WINTERTIME SMOKELESS

https://www.burnabynow.com/local-news/burnaby-council-approves-fines-of-up-to-500-for-smoking-offences-4700481

WACKIEST STORY OF THIS WEEK

SAN PELLEGRINO PRECAUTION

https://twitter.com/jarmstrongbc/status/1455740856594407426

FLYING FIRE FOR CANUCKS DIWALI

https://www.nhl.com/canucks/video/canucks-2021-diwali-warmup-jersey/t-277437438/c-9390233 

BC FERRY 4 LYFE

https://www.straight.com/news/videos-victoria-couple-buys-retired-bc-ferries-lifeboat-for-a-tiny-home

NEXT CANADIAN DRAFTED TO THE RAPS

https://twitter.com/robshaw_bc/status/1456064662584188936?s=12

BRIDGE TO CRESCENT BEACH DECLARED DUMB BY ALL

https://www.peacearchnews.com/news/surrey-releases-concept-drawings-for-crescent-beach-overpass/

THE RIPPERS AND PEPPERS OF LYFE

https://twitter.com/krobnews1/status/1456435577201430532?s=12

https://www.straight.com/covid-19-pandemic/living/covid-19-denier-mak-parhar-has-a-wide-range-of-symptoms-but-insists-that-its-not-convid

WHITECAPS BETTER THAN CANUCKS?!

https://www.mlssoccer.com/news/i-would-be-confident-if-we-played-real-madrid-vancouver-whitecaps-on-verge-of-pl 

https://www.tsn.ca/sean-couturier-philadelphia-flyers-vancouver-canucks-1.1713190 

MIKE GETS HIS CHANCE AT STARDOM

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/john-horgan-surgery-1.6228773

https://globalnews.ca/news/8332497/bc-premier-john-horgan-personal-news/ 

POPE FINALLY THINK RESIDENTIAL SCHOOL BAD?!

https://globalnews.ca/news/8332380/bc-indigenous-leaders-papal-visit-response/ 

SOCCER SPIRIT SPREADING ACROSS CITY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYiYr4rtWvc 

$25 WORTH OF SCRABBLE STRATEGIES

https://www.cheknews.ca/b-c-s-privacy-commissioner-slams-new-foi-fees-901306/ 

https://www.burnabynow.com/opinion/opinion-premier-john-horgan-seems-unfazed-by-drop-in-popularity-among-bc-voters-4524210

https://twitter.com/pennydaflos/status/1450256501029969920?s=12

https://twitter.com/j_mcelroy/status/1450633421663850500?s=12

https://twitter.com/nocontextbcgov/status/1451274061867216901?s=12 < john’s best o.b.i.t. impression

https://twitter.com/blandcouverite/status/1451265485341794305

BC MOVES ON FROM THE PANDEMIC

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/covid-19-bc-update-october-19-1.6216724 

https://twitter.com/richardzussman/status/1450569895704289281

https://www.reddit.com/r/vancouver/comments/qc9gwq/surgeries_are_being_triaged_at_lgh_my_surgery_to/

https://reddit.com/r/vancouver/comments/qd3ufq/vancouver_mods_why_cant_we_discuss_the_state_of/ < r/vancouver mods kinda wanna play scrabble

JUSTIN LEFT THE PLANS IN TOFINO

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/bc-covid-travel-rules-1.6220473 

SURREY MOVES ON FROM POLITICAL SIGNS

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/critics-slam-surrey-s-new-rules-on-political-signs-as-a-smack-to-democracy-1.6217640 

DENSITY DONE THE VANCOUVER WAY

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/kennedy-stewart-densification-plan-1.6218978 

WACKY WHITE LINE

KEY BUMP IN THE COUNCIL CHAMBERS

https://twitter.com/j_mcelroy/status/1448821227821305864?s=12

MAKING THAT 25TH HOUR OVER THE IRON WORKERS

https://globalnews.ca/news/8270749/video-tesla-driver-asleep-at-the-wheel-bc-bridge-rush-hour/ 

LOCAL FIGHTING ORGANIZATION MARRED BY POLICE

https://vancouver.citynews.ca/2021/10/17/naked-fighting-kootenayloop/ 

WET GOLDEN EARS SAVED BY WARM TURBAN

https://www.abbynews.com/news/turbans-used-to-rescue-hiker-above-waterfall-in-golden-ears-park/?fbclid=IwAR3HTFc6EamxhyVX6g7VS_u2cPdL8thCu-wkYowBshDnvxrYAAvNy0PtG_8 

CARP CADAVERS POLLUTE COYOTE SANCTUARY

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/vancouver-officials-unable-to-pinpoint-what-caused-fish-die-off-in-park-lagoon-1.6214162 

DOG BECOMES FAMOUS FOR LOOKING LIKE EILEEN PARK

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/sadie-siberian-husky-kamloops-1.6213773 

SANTA CLAUSE COMES OUT EARLY FOR VOLUNTEERS

https://bc.ctvnews.ca/coquitlam-rcmp-seek-suspect-with-round-belly-who-asked-girls-to-get-in-car-1.5626853 

LOCALLY SOURCED CRYSTAL METH

https://www.peacearchnews.com/news/crystal-meth-worth-183k-located-at-abbotsford-prison/?utm_source=dlvr.it 

FERRIS WHEEL MARKS THE START OF INDIAN WEDDINGS

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/surrey-ferris-wheel-wedding-1.6218708 

WASTING MONEY ON TRICK OR TREATERS

https://globalnews.ca/news/8332895/delta-bc-residents-charged-edibles-halloween-candy/ 

DUMB DOUG’S WACKY DRIVE OF DECEPTION

https://globalnews.ca/news/8265062/rcmp-investigating-charge-claims-doug-mccallum/

https://twitter.com/curquhartglobal/status/1448732633416933376?s=12

BACK FOR ANOTHER BETA TEST

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/strathcona-park-reopens-1.6208233

FREE RAPID TESTS (BUT NOT FOR YOU)

https://www.abbynews.com/news/free-covid-test-kits-to-be-handed-out-in-abbotsford/

FREE JABS (NOT IF YOU MIXED AND MATCHED THO)

https://twitter.com/ctvvancouver/status/1447343852302610689?s=12

https://twitter.com/cbcnewsbc/status/1446606936875708417?s=12

https://twitter.com/richardzussman/status/1446524640499695619?s=12

https://twitter.com/lizannefoster/status/1446586005830520832?s=12

NOT POOR POLICY JUST ALBERTAN DUMB OOZING OVER THE ROCKIES

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/northeastern-british-columbia-vaccines-1.6208603

https://bc.ctvnews.ca/b-c-mla-cites-alberta-influence-as-having-set-us-back-when-it-comes-to-northern-residents-shunning-vaccines-1.5616262

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/covid-northern-british-columbia-1.6208765

⇐ FOLLOW IN

WE DON’T NEED AN INQUIRY JUST STOP LYING

https://bc.ctvnews.ca/call-for-b-c-inquiry-after-officials-ignore-the-science-of-airborne-covid-19-spread-1.5620964

https://twitter.com/j_mcelroy/status/1448777213080264705?s=12 ← DON’T DO THIS PHO

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economy_of_British_Columbia#/media/File:British_Columbia's_Goods_and_Commodity_Exports,_2018.png (reminder to talk about how the north + interior make a lot of money for the province in resources)

https://twitter.com/richardzussman/status/1446589702144811008?s=12 ← OR FAST TRAK 

IT’S NOT THE PMs FAULT, HE JUST LOVES POOH

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/cansino-deal-canada-nrc-fifth-estate-1.6208241

SURELY SINGH WILL HELP TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

https://www.theglobeandmail.com/politics/article-ndp-prepared-to-withhold-votes-in-parliament-leader-jagmeet-singh-says/?cmpid=rss&utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

BOONDOGGLES ON BRIDGES

https://globalnews.ca/news/8267209/bc-ndp-take-heat-business-case-new-massey-tunnel/ 

https://bc.ctvnews.ca/dozens-dead-hundreds-infected-but-health-authorities-fight-to-conceal-b-c-hospital-outbreak-findings-1.5624106 < not the only department that enjoys the black ink

WACKY MIDSHOW CRISIS 

SHATTERED WINDOWS TURN INTO BURNABY DREAM

https://twitter.com/vanpolimorphus/status/1447336956615032840?s=12

IVORY TOWER // DIRTY PORCELAIN

https://www.reddit.com/r/simonfraser/comments/q6sltw/what_is_up_with_the_bathrooms/

SERIOUSLY NO IVERMECTIN

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/ivermectin-covid-alberta-nagase-1.6205075

LOOKING DOWN THE BARRELS OF THE WELLNESS CHECK

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/174-guns-seized-during-wellness-check-1.6207475

https://www.citynews1130.com/2021/10/11/vancouver-police-guns/

WAKING UP ON THE LIGHT SIDE OF THE BED 

https://bc.ctvnews.ca/an-explosion-in-the-sky-golden-b-c-woman-nearly-hit-by-meteorite-after-it-crashed-through-her-ceiling-1.5619818

DRIVER SIDE MEETS THE FLOOR ON THE PARALLEL 

https://twitter.com/furtney/status/1446254573677473794?s=12

MAXIS NEVER ENVISIONED A CITY SO CRAP

https://twitter.com/j_mcelroy/status/1448466180583268352

TOBACCO = COOL, CANNABIS = CANCER (TO THE BANKS)

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/cannabis-banks-credit-unions-1.6205932

STAB ME CLOSER FERRY PASSENGER

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/victoria-woman-arrested-for-allegedly-threatening-bc-ferries-staff-1.6208802

WACKY WAIT IS FINALLY OVER 

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/trail-waneta-manor-elevator-outage-follow-1.6205947

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED AT METROTOWN???

https://www.burnabynow.com/local-news/rcmp-urges-public-to-avoid-metrotown-area-due-to-evolving-police-incident-4479029

TRUDEAU APOLOGIZES LATE LIKE ALL PMS TO NATIONS 

https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/trudeau-apology-tk-eml%C3%BAps-1.6198140

https://www.scmp.com/news/world/united-states-canada/article/3151435/canadas-justin-trudeau-regrets-beach-holiday-day

TAX THE INTERNET, CUZ ITS NOT FREE ANYWAYS

https://twitter.com/punditclass/status/1445786655260962820?s=12

LIKE WE SAID, RIP IN PEACE THE INTERNET EH

https://www.cbc.ca/news/opinion/opinion-online-harms-proposed-legislation-threatens-human-rights-1.6198800

ANYONE ELSE REMEMBER WHEN HE TOLD NEWCOMERS TO FRICK OFF AND RIDE THE COVID POLE ELSEWHERE?

https://twitter.com/jjhorgan/status/1444382160991834112

WE DON’T FORGET ALL THE PEOPLE YOU MERC’D JOHN

https://reddit.com/r/vancouver/comments/q21m3s/human_rights_watch_calls_heat_dome_foreseeable_in/

https://twitter.com/bctodayofficial/status/1445445634031378441?s=12

REMEMBER WHEN THEY SAID 911 WAS GONNA GET BETTER?

https://globalnews.ca/news/8252325/bc-911-callers-extensive-delays-thursday/ 

I GUESS WE GOTTA TALK ABOUT THIS WHOLE PROTEST AND CHARTER RIGHTS THING

https://twitter.com/richardzussman/status/1445097369175879683

https://twitter.com/richardzussman/status/1445097529985490946

https://twitter.com/cgriwkowsky/status/1445773703246008320?s=12

NOBODY IS GOING TO FORCE YOU TO GET THE VAX

https://globalnews.ca/news/8250747/premier-john-horgan-news-conference-oct-7-2021/ 

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/mandatory-vaccines-site-c-1.6203978 

https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/federal-vaccine-mandate-1.6201528 

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/mandatory-vaccines-lng-canada-1.6202604 

https://globalnews.ca/news/8252256/rollys-restaurant-vaccine-passport-business-licence/ 

https://www.peacearchnews.com/news/pfizer-to-seek-vaccine-approval-for-canadians-as-young-as-five-in-about-a-week/

https://globalnews.ca/news/8251818/bc-hydro-vaccine-mandate/ 

… reminder to call out nba/nhl/mls 

AT LEAST PARKING OUTSIDE YOUR HOME IS “FREE”

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/vancouver-city-council-scraps-controversial-climate-emergency-parking-program-1.6202580

https://dailyhive.com/vancouver/vancouver-overnight-residential-street-parking-permits-rejected

https://twitter.com/npavancouver/status/1445938802061500420?s=12 ← victory???

WACKY ANNAMIE DIDN’T ACTUALLY QUIT?? 

JUST CUZ THEY DON’T CHARGE FOR PARKIN DOESN’T MEAN YOU WON’T PAY

https://twitter.com/emadagahi/status/1444736793048350722?s=12

BUILD A BEAR OF BROKEN DREAMS

https://www.reddit.com/r/vancouver/comments/pzn9yn/cant_believe_i_couldnt_get_my_umbreon_buildabear/

SURGE PRICING WHILE THE DIRGE OF TRAGEDY PLAYS ON

https://twitter.com/604kev/status/1444067463360966656

THE BUFFER WHEEL ON PORNHUB GOES ROUND AND ROUND

https://reddit.com/r/vancouver/comments/q2276n/free_wifi_rollout_begins_on_translink_vehicles/

AND BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE

https://globalnews.ca/news/8251823/hit-and-run-vancouver-video/ 

AND BOOM GOES THE IED (SAFELY)

https://www.peacearchnews.com/news/small-explosive-device-found-in-south-surrey-home-safely-detonated/

PM IN FIRE(Y)WATER OVER TERRIBLE DECISION

https://twitter.com/globalnational/status/1443664730908856336?s=12

https://twitter.com/jarmstrongbc/status/1443723000285577249?s=12

https://globalnews.ca/news/8234246/trudeau-vacation-indigenous-tofino-truth-and-reconciliation/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

WHITES GET RED CARPET AFTER GREAT WALL STAND OFF 

https://twitter.com/justintrudeau/status/1441799271217606657?s=12

BLACK MARK ON RECORD OF BLACK FACE PM

https://thetyee.ca/Analysis/2021/09/29/Two-Michael-Save-Your-Moralizing/?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_content=092921-1&utm_campaign=editorial

ITS 2021, NOT 2015 OR 2019.. HOW BOUT WE ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING????

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8OOIU7xQrk

Where’s Jodi, and the other 4 Cabinet Minister you lost?! #represent

JOHN CARES BUT ONLY AFTER THE SUPREME COURT RULES AGAINST FERRY CREEK 

https://twitter.com/jjhorgan/status/1443618859156578305?s=12

https://www.cbc.ca/player/play/1955134531958

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/b-c-fairy-creek-court-civil-liberties-injunction-1.6192827

COPS ARE STILL AFTER AN ECO-“FUGITIVE”

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/rcmp-search-for-fairy-creek-protester-who-escaped-custody-on-vancouver-island-1.6191751

TRICKLE UP POLICYNOMICS 

https://www.citynews1130.com/2021/09/27/vancouver-schools-masks/?fbclid=IwAR1HaHBqhTsorXyxFbgusWQ5rlhJF9LvK98Ew_gnCQ7zbR10_IjML17lhl0

https://twitter.com/jheighton3/status/1443746533875208196?s=12

https://twitter.com/bcschoolcovid/status/1442629247546183683?s=12

THE WILD BUNCH

https://globalnews.ca/news/8228148/no-third-covid-19-shot-bc-residents-mixed-doses-top-doctor/ 

https://www.reddit.com/r/vancouver/comments/pxiz67/bc_residents_who_received_mixed_covid19_doses/

https://globalnews.ca/news/8234842/bc-covid-us-travel-vaccines/ 

EVER HEARD OF A FALSE DILEMMA? IF ONLY WE KOULD VACCINATE THE KEEDZ

https://twitter.com/j_mcelroy/status/1443766361193259016?s=12

WACKY PM IN BLACK ON ORANGE SHIRT DAY

POOH BEAR NOT A FAN OF STRAIGHT TALK

https://www.straight.com/news/georgia-straight-website-blocked-in-china-after-column-denounces-president-xi-jinping

JOHN DIDN’T JUST KILL A BUNCH OF PEOPLE; ANIMAL FARMS TOO

https://www.vancouverisawesome.com/highlights/the-bc-heat-dome-killed-at-least-651000-farm-animals-4467011

HAVE PARTY / GET PENTHOUSE SEIZED

https://vancouversun.com/news/b-c-government-wants-to-seize-vancouver-penthouse-apartment-belonging-to-covid-19-party-host

THE TOP 10 BURGS START AT 31

https://justinmcelroy.com/2021/09/28/the-10-best-hamburgers-in-vancouver/

THEY/THEM/WRONGFUL DISMISSAL

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/b-c-server-who-was-fired-after-asking-to-be-addressed-by-correct-pronouns-awarded-30k-1.6194662

BURNABY MOUNTAIN’S IVORY TOWER IRED BY CRUDE REBUKE

https://www.burnabynow.com/amp/local-news/sfu-backs-off-disciplining-burnaby-students-who-painted-climate-mural-4463414

LOCAL TEEN GOURMANDS ADD PEPPER SPRAY TO TASTE

https://www.burnabynow.com/local-news/burnaby-teens-tell-police-unknown-person-entered-their-home-and-bear-maced-them-4462811

PUMPED FOR SWOLL PUMPKINS

https://www.richmond-news.com/local-news/giant-pumpkin-grower-in-richmond-may-break-bc-record-this-week-4469057

9/?? THE DAY THE “PATRIOTS” BREECHED THE SCHOOL

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/salmon-arm-schools-locked-and-secured-after-anti-vaccine-protesters-enter-on-friday-1.6180870 

https://globalnews.ca/news/8215873/bc-premier-john-horgan-update-thursday-questions/

MISINFORMATION WARNING

https://www.vancouverisawesome.com/bc-news/social-media-harming-peoples-access-to-facts-horgan-4344456 

MISINFORMATION IMPOSSIBLE

https://twitter.com/BCschoolCovid/status/1440357457444757508 

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/b-c-resumes-notifying-parents-school-exposures-1.6184815 

COMPARATIVE PENCIL STORIES

SCOLDED FOR NOT ENOUGH DATA

https://bc.ctvnews.ca/b-c-health-officials-mum-as-controversy-mounts-over-anti-democratic-reporting-policy-1.5596944 

TOP SHELF, RIGHT WHERE MAMA PUTS THE AK

https://twitter.com/jarmstrongbc/status/1439391277527846912

DOUG WANTS HIS OTHER FOOT RUN OVER 

https://twitter.com/jarmstrongbc/status/1437656378642948097

WACKY 600 MILLION DOLLAR SEAT IN THE HOUSE

RETWEET THE FIX IS IN!! (..ITS OKAY CUZ THE AMERICANS ARE DOING IT)

https://twitter.com/brandontozzo/status/1438968273178136576?s=12

https://twitter.com/akurjata/status/1438978679237873665

PIZZA PRIME MINISTER WITH THE STUFFED CRUST AND BALLOT BOX

https://twitter.com/abigailbimman/status/1439837540085735429?s=12

SNC IS BACK BUT ONLY LAVALIN AFTER THE ELECTION

https://www.theglobeandmail.com/business/article-snc-lavalin-two-former-executives-face-charges-related-to-montreal/

JOHN’S CALL GOT HACKED

https://twitter.com/paulhaysom/status/1438954750276427784?s=12

DRIVE THRU MANDATORY (LICENCE OPTIONAL) 

https://twitter.com/jarmstrongbc/status/1439859432179916805?s=12

BC NATUROPATH S.O.L. ON THE BREAKTHROUGH CURE 

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/bc-naturopath-fecal-transplants-college-naturopathic-physicians-petition-1.6184909

GOAT BITES BEAR 

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/mountain-goat-kills-grizzly-bear-1.6184779?cmp=rss

https://globalnews.ca/news/8211649/exceedingly-rare-mountain-goat-attack-leaves-grizzly-bear-dead-in-b-c-park/

UP ALL NIGHT TO GET MUSHY

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/mushroom-picking-foraging-1.6171768

LIGHTNING MCQUEEN IN ELECTRIC BUS FORM 

https://www.kamloopsbcnow.com/watercooler/money/news/Business/Electric_bus_to_set_world_record_on_Kamloops_to_Vancouver_trek/

CATALYTIC CONVERSION THERAPY 

https://globalnews.ca/news/8216386/bc-woman-interrupts-thief-catalytic-converter/

BOTTLE SMASHERS BECOME AMATEUR STABBERS

https://vancouversun.com/news/man-who-asked-group-to-stop-smashing-bottles-at-skytrain-station-in-burnaby-stabbed

FOLLOW UP: MCCALLUM TO BLAME?

https://twitter.com/lizayuzda/status/1435620774589526018?s=12

BANNED FROM THE CHAMBERS?!

https://globalnews.ca/news/8189830/surrey-council-several-speakers-banned/

THERE’S AN ELECTION…

https://twitter.com/theJagmeetSingh/status/1437909278006910981

SUPER SAIYAN INCUMBENT

https://www.reddit.com/r/vancouver/comments/pofluf/well_played_gordie_hogg_well_played/

DONDA INSPIRED INTERLUDE

WACKY FEELS NORMAL WHEN LIFE IS THIS

SPIDER DASH, DOES WHAT EVER ROLLOVERS IT CAN

https://www.nsnews.com/local-news/drivers-panic-over-spider-leads-to-north-vancouver-rollover-crash-4337005

RICHMOND DITCHMOND

https://www.richmond-news.com/local-news/drunk-driver-rescued-from-a-richmond-ditchby-another-drunk-driver-4310382

JOGGER NOT YET IN FATAL CONDITION

https://globalnews.ca/news/8190853/videos-crash-richmond-bc-intersection-dangerous-driving/

LIBRARIANS BANNING DUAL MONITORS

https://www.reddit.com/r/simonfraser/comments/poit39/could_we_simply_use_those_monitors_in_the_library/

POTHEADS WIN POTHOLE LAWSUIT

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/vancouver-pothole-tribunal-negligence-1.6166343

THERE’S AN ELECTION!?

https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/trudeau-protests-campaign-ontario-1.6156324 < civil disobedience finding strength in election campaign

https://www.cbc.ca/player/play/1938951235796/ < jt playing it up to the camera

https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/trudeau-protest-racist-death-threat-sexist-1.6157617

https://twitter.com/ctvqp/status/1431997913719312387 < jagmeet loves vaccine passports

https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/liberal-candidate-allegations-inappropriate-behaviour-female-staffers-1.6157917

https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/trudeau-saini-review-1.6165557

https://twitter.com/AbigailBimman/status/1433474472301023233 < jagmeet loves poutine (confirmed)

https://twitter.com/justintrudeau/status/1433251117027233794 < jt loves policy plans (now)

WATER CAN’T GET ANY WETTER

https://www.scmp.com/news/china/diplomacy/article/3146957/canada-tax-agency-reveals-secret-study-linking-home-prices 

PROVINCE FINALLY DOES SOMETHING RIGHT

https://www.peacearchnews.com/news/b-c-ending-contracts-for-health-care-housekeeping-food-services/ 

BREAKING NEWS: MAYOR RUN OVER

https://www.citynews1130.com/2021/09/05/surrey-mayor-run-over/ 

RULES ARE RULES ARE RULES

https://www.citynews1130.com/2021/08/28/premier-dining-covid19-confusion/ 

COYOTES: LIKE DOGS, BUT WITH EXTRA BITES

https://twitter.com/MikeSmythNews/status/1432489494997991425 

https://globalnews.ca/news/8156938/stanley-park-closed-early-coyotes/?utm_source=%40globalbc 

https://www.citynews1130.com/2021/09/04/petition-save-vancouvers-coyotes/ 

ONLY PEOPLE WITHOUT JOBS PROTEST

https://globalnews.ca/news/8147610/bc-covid-19-vaccine-card-protest/ 

VACCINE PASSPORT PASSING THE BUCK

https://twitter.com/mbernardonews/status/1432432121256333318

https://twitter.com/imclaireallen/status/1433177037674516485?s=12

https://twitter.com/GlobalBC/status/1433183648321318915 < the scenes - part 2!

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/vaccine-passport-protest-1.6161817

https://twitter.com/WTH_BC/status/1433497243869491210 < the reflection (good read)

https://twitter.com/richardzussman/status/1433555874505580549 < there’s always spicy mcnuggets

https://dailyhive.com/vancouver/man-arrested-egging-covid-19-vaccine-mandate-protesters < assault still illegal

WHITECAPS FINALLY BECOME WOKE

https://www.whitecapsfc.com/news/vancouver-whitecaps-fc-part-ways-with-head-coach-marc-dos-santos 

WACKY CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE LINE

PLEASE BAN CARS 2

https://twitter.com/askthetodd/status/1432127209704017920 

PLEASE BAN FARTING

https://www.reddit.com/r/vancouver/comments/pdyclp/no_smoking_no_petsand_now_no_farts/hatpqd3/ 

PLEASE BAN URINATION

https://globalnews.ca/news/8156235/bc-dairy-queen-anti-mask-urinating-floor/ 

PLEASE BAN SACRED POSITIONS

https://bc.ctvnews.ca/ashamed-vancouver-surgeon-apologizes-for-telling-south-asian-man-to-crawl-back-to-surrey-1.5568369 

PLEASE BAN DOGS THAT DO DRUGS

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/victoria-councillors-propose-bylaw-changes-after-pets-reportedly-treated-for-opioid-poisoning-1.6160437 

PLEASE BAN SHITTY APOLOGIES

https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/trudeau-saini-review-1.6165557

PLEASE BAN BEING RUDE TO PLANTS

https://www.reddit.com/r/vancouver/comments/pebbsj/if_anyone_else_out_there_enjoys_plants_as_much_as/ 

https://www.sarahkeller.art/posters/p/spfpnw