WACKY FACTS THAT ARE TRUE

LANDLORD = POO 

https://www.burnabynow.com/local-news/unholy-stench-burnaby-tenant-from-hell-smears-poop-in-suite-before-ghosting-landlord-4913475

NOT THAT MCELROY

https://twitter.com/radioindia1110/status/1485772170563178496?s=12

DOUBLE THE CAT MISCHIEF

https://globalnews.ca/news/8501665/cats-vitamix-box-bc-standoff/?utm_medium=Twitter&utm_source=%40globalbc

https://twitter.com/jillreports/status/1479196403599511555?s=12

OTTER NEEDS A DENTIST

https://www.peacearchnews.com/news/otter-with-a-toothache-cougar-in-a-pink-collar-top-most-unique-calls-for-bc-cos-in-2021/

RABBIT HAS STOCKHOLM SYNDROME

https://www.peacearchnews.com/news/surrey-man-who-claims-he-rescued-rabbit-from-city-street-gets-arrested-charged/

PIZZA PARTY IN THE COURTS

https://www.peacearchnews.com/news/surrey-pizza-joints-fight-in-court-over-using-similar-name/

911 MESSY ROOMMATE

https://globalnews.ca/news/8495931/911-nuisance-calls-2021-bc/

WOMAN WISHES HUSBAND JUST WATCHED PRAWN

https://www.richmond-news.com/local-news/angry-richmond-wife-reports-massage-parlour-to-city-after-husband-comes-home-with-sexually-transmitted-infection-4944462 

LOCAL DRUMMER INHERITS SOUL OF TOM SAWYER

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/bc-rush-neil-peart-video-1.6311816 

CANUCKS STOP RACISM - AGAIN

https://twitter.com/bardown/status/1481469402423963650?s=12 

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/canucks-lunar-new-year-jersey-1.6313215 

https://www.cbc.ca/sports/hockey/nhl/emilie-castonguay-canucks-assistant-general-manager-nhl-1.6325782