Hey Guys! John Carpenter's 1980 horror/thriller, The Fog, is our pick for this episode. Fun fact: John Carpenter composed and co-composed most of his films' music. The soundtrack of this movie really creates a spooky vibe. Join us as we watch the movie and chat about Mike's multiple motorcycle accidents, the holiday weekend, hambeast, going to camp when you're a kid, speeding down country roads, Seinfeld, Hollywood weirdos, lunchmeat, goofing on my senior yearbook picture, Mike's Radical Rant, a gasoline story, turkey balls, Bonny's love of Nicolas Cage, buttshaming, Mike's tries to speak Icelandic, how everyone looked older in the 80s, Mike's Medical Corner and lots more. Enjoy! 

Hey Guys! This episode we took a movie recommendation from a listener (shoutout Uncle Frank!). Join us as we watch the 1980 supernatural horror movie, City of the Living Dead. It's an Italian film that that changed its name to The Gates of Hell when it was released in the U.S. Don't worry, no subtitles in this movie....just bad dubbing. Does this movie hold up in 2021? Is it still as scary as Uncle Frank remembers it being? Listen in as we watch the movie and also discuss Bonny's need to constantly rearrange her apartment, Mike's angry return his trip to Utah, 180 phone calls to the unemployment office, antiquated bureaucracies,  black licorice habit, silent discos, Lifetime movies, Corin Nemec on Parker Lewis Can't Loose, how to pick out a casket, fear of getting buried alive, Spirit Airlines, Charles' protest to his mom going out on a Saturday night and SO MUCH MORE. Does Mike actually barf this episode?? Tune in to find out! Enjoy! 

Hey Guys! Have you ever been so overcome by the heat that it just makes you angry? There's one thing that Mike doesn't take kindly to....and that's being overheated. This episode is a spicy. This week we watch the 1988 horror sequel, Hellraiser II. How fitting that we watched this movie during a California heatwave. Join us as we watch the movie and listen to Mike's angry rant about the heat and his iPhone problems, rage rooms, Bonny's food poisoning adventure, a farmer's market story, The Wedding Singer, Pauly Shore's hair, Hellraiser's oral fetish, annoying wedding speeches, when people don't get your Halloween costume, a vaxx lottery, overlord of the taint, a photogenic but aggressive dog, tangelos, Mike's Utah trip, M.C. Escher, how Mike doesn't know who Siouxsie Sioux is (WTF?!), how Owen Wilson has a lot of kids, the not-so-hidden dicks throughout this movie, when your oven door falls off and more. Enjoy!

Hey Guys! This week we watched another classic scary movie from childhood, the 1987 British supernatural horror movie, Hellraiser. This movie was written and directed by Clive Barker and spawned a lengthy franchise. Join us as we watch the movie and chat about sexist car salesmen, Mike lays down for this episode, a poop story, acting drunk in junior high, how no adult should have a full size bed, an expensive nut habit, people that like to hang from hooks, Ghostbusters, a dangle moment, Mike's Crypto Corner, how mattresses need handles, the Bodies Exhibit & dried mango and how Mike forgot how to shoot a basketball. Enjoy! 

Hey Guys!! Some scary movies are flops and others reach cult classic status. This week's movie is in the latter category. This episode we watch the 1981 David Cronenberg horror/sci-fi movie, Scanners. This movie has been referenced many times in movies and tv shows. It's rather legendary. Join us as we watch the movie while also chatting about KFC food comas, melatonin, Mike's nighttime routine, a car update, Clerks, bald guys in the 80s, meeting celebs at San Diego Comic Con, how pacing is everything in a movie, Vondel Park in Amsterdam, the use of colors in a movie, how Mike wore his pants high as a child, losing your neck as you age and a reading of Vincent Gallo's personal ad. It's good. Does this movie make Mike gag? Tune in to find out!! 

Hey Guys!! Remember the scary movies of your childhood? The ones that really made you afraid to get into your bed with the lights out? Or made you terrified of dolls? Have you watched those movies as an adult? If you haven't, DON'T. We are back this week with the 1988 horror/thriller, Child's Play. Join us as we sorta pay attention to Chucky's antics while chatting about Mike's sister's upcoming wedding, Bonny's car gets totaled, Big Sugar, Crypto Corner, remember toy stores in the 80s, coconut oil, Mike's Radical Rant, anarchy, Puffalumps, ketamine therapy, what's the worst way to die, the lack of Lyft drivers in LA, a terrible roommate story, watching old episodes of Naked & Afraid, writing a script, Mike's a forgetful gun owner, The Killing of Two Lovers movie recommendation, going to get coffee with a bloody face and a funny story about a psycho ex going back to jail. Enjoy!

*Apologies for the background noise of my AC unit! We recorded this episode on the surface of the sun.* 

Hey Guys! Another week, another scary movie! This week's selection is the 1973 horror/thriller, Don't Look Now starring a young Donald Sutherland and British actress Julie Christie. It's an interesting film set in Venice, Italy with a scandalous sex scene. Join us as we watch the movie and chat about how Mike nearly got killed by a falling tree, LA's dancing cross man, armpit-licking, Halston on Netflix, blood blister gross-out, Tawny Kitaen, how 2020 was the year of the thigh rub, Bonny's reunion, Mike's upcoming trip to Iceland, Frankenbangs, Warren Beatty's laugh, a bad premonition, DeLorean documentary, Rocky movie facts, a college conundrum, Mike's crypto corner, 90's sunglasses and suffering with allergies. Enjoy! 

Hey Guys! We're back this week with one of my all time FAVE scary movies, the 1976 Brian De Palma classic, Carrie. Join us as we watch the movie and chat about the PTSD you get from junior high locker-room showers, Mike's tampon story, a debate about guys that wear a lot of jewelry, that one time I met Grimes, Walmart's doorkeepers, the tragic life of Mark Twain, Queen of Meth, dating apps, another case of old face, Elon Musk on SNL, John Travolta is a babe, head injuries,  Mike's nightgown, that time Bonny was on Price Is Right and more. Enjoy! 

Hey Guys!! It's another week and another horror movie. This week we check out the 1977 David Lynch indie/horror flick, Eraserhead. This movie has appeared at the top of many horror movie must see lists. It's a classic but it's also David Lynch....so you know there will be uncomfortable weirdness. Join us as we try to understand what is happening while also chatting about class reunions, surgery stories, Mike's long good-byes, adventures in self-tanning, country mouse problems, canyon coyotes, Mike's radical dating rant, what not to post on Facebook, sleep sweats, the story of two old dickbags, remember Dame Edna, when to show your inner monster, Homestead Crater, a rant about keeping your dog on leash, McStay family murders and tooth brushing in the workplace. Enjoy! 

Hey Guys! I absolutely LOVE how there is a horror movie for EVERY occasion! - I say this a lot, but it's true! This week we watch and review the 2010 horror/thriller, Mother's Day. This movie stars the iconic movie villainess, Rebecca De Mornay. Join us as we watch the movie and also chat about Charles' traumatic vet visit, hate-watching Ghost Adventures, reading Matthew McConaughey's memoir, the nightmare that is The Grove's foot traffic, Mike's sister update, a bad British accent, Bonny's tiny dude rant (part 6), Deflategate, Mike meets celebrities and brags about it, cheschosterone, the hierarchy of nuts, and how Mike's tiny bladder ruins everything. Enjoy!!

Happy Mother's Day to all y'all Momz!! <3