On this episode, we discuss all things Darth Maul and Martha Stewart. Join us as we freak over some real life spooks and continue to swoon over Patrick Wilson. "Have you heard of astral projection?"

On this episode, we explore Chelsea's German expertise as she translates the entirety of Krampus(2015). Help us discuss if crickets are actually animals, and if Chris Cuomo is the true Santa Claus. "HEY ASSHOLE!"

On this episode, we discuss all of tiny weapons found within the one and only, Gremlins(1984). Join us through the chaos and confusion of puppets and stop motion. I mean, after all, it is the 80's! "Ahhhh! Light bright! Light bright!"

On this week's episode, we talk about Tyler, Owen, Saweetie, and Kyle - not because they're in Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark(2019) - We just can't remember their names! This episode also contains some bonus scrambled egg recipes from the inventor himself - Sabrina's uncle. "You don't read the book, the book reads you."

On this episode, we profess our love for our FAVORITE succubus, Megan Fox. Talk about a scary queen! We go over the devil's hole and through the trees to recount Fall Out Boy's rise to fame in Jennifer's Body(2009). "It smells like Thai food in here."

On this episode, the fourth and final installment of our October special, we literally talk about everything but Hocus Pocus(1993) for at least half an hour. Let us tell you about our past traumas, Honkus Ponkus ASMR, and our LOVE for 90s white boys. "What a glorious morning. It makes me SICK!"

On this episode, the third installment of our October special, we'll discuss or favorite herb and her offspring, Rosemary's Baby(1968). Join Christian, Harry, and Sabrina as they try to talk Chelsea out of having relations with the devil himself. "Tannis anyone?"

On this episode, the second installment of our October special, we review a true "Hollyween" classic: Halloweentown(1998)! Feast your ears on talks of Queen Sophie, her bitches, and the Halloweentown rescue. HEY CHOCOLATE BAR!

On this episode, the inauguration of our October special, we'll talk your ear off about the exercising we DO like...The Exorcist(1973)! Follow along as we paint pictures of pea soup vomit and bloody genitals that will haunt you forever. I mean we surely can't forget it. "LA PLUME DE MA TANTE!"

This episode, we'll be lusting after Patrick Wilson and MAYBE delving into The Conjuring (2013). Join us as we share how this movie has truly shaped our day-to-day lives while we also reference basically every movie ever. BATHSHEBAAAAAAAAA!