OK, so this is a trip.
This is audio from the transcript of an interview with a "Terran Reptilian" being named Lacerta that was posted on a Swedish conspiracy website back in 2000. The first of two interviews, this was supposedly recorded on December 16th, 1999, and posted the following January, 2000. A second interview supposedly took place in April, 2000, and we will publish Part 2 as soon as we get our grubby little hands on it.
This is obviously most likely total fiction, but set aside your disbelief while listening and ask yourself, "Could this actually be true?"
True or not, this is super interesting!
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