Look guys, it's not you, it's us. We're splitting up. COAST TO COAST, BITCHES!!!! Hannah just moved to NYC and while she takes some time to adjust to her new life, Scenic Route is taking a little breather. But don't worry, we'll be back. Still, since you came here expecting some stories - This week Annie does a quick rundown of the weird sh*t from her travels. Keep it real weird, and enjoy your commute.

Hannah couldn’t be here this week, so Annie brings in special guest host, Jack Butler. The duo discuss something Annie has been trying hard to keep under wraps... The Butler Family Travel Curse. Before you listen in, be warned: we’re not sure if the curse can travel via airwaves! We’re still on the hunt for funny license plates you see on the road, so shoot those and your commuter stories to [email protected]. Don’t forget to rate and review “Scenic Route with Annie and Hannah” on iTunes! Baiiiiieee.

Sa-sa-sa-SWITCH UP! Hannah hosts the podcast today to talk all about New Year’s Resolutions. The girls discuss RV camps parked under the highway near Annie’s Caltrain station and how work inevitably becomes your social life, even for uber drivers. Later, Hannah tells Annie about big investments from Honda in ride hailing service in South East Asia and Annie discusses #busfeels. Jack B also drops in this week with new listener stories from DC! We’re still looking for funny license plates you see on the road, so shoot those and your commuter stories to [email protected] & follow along with our adventures between episodes at @scenicroutepod on twitter and facebook.

Thanks to Dave W, we have another set of listener stories on Scenic Route – it’s a Christmas miracle!! The girls discuss frequent flyer lingo, wonder if Alec Baldwin has a brother named Alex (he doesn’t), and deal out last minute gift ideas for for the commuters in your life. There are questions about the effect of technology on the economy, an update about uber self-driving cars, a debate about whether “tech” can be a synonym for “millennial,” and a psychoanalysis from an uber driver about the way Annie actually hurt her foot. PS we’re requesting the funniest license plates you see on the road! Shoot those and your commuter stories to [email protected] & follow along with our adventures between episodes at @scenicroutepod on twitter and facebook.

We finally have a listener story! Jack B recounts the day a man followed him, uninvited, during the last half mile of his DC commute. In other news, Hannah encounters a pregnant man at the store and Annie deals with a series of interesting characters on the bus. There are also self-driving cars, questions about uber, and tips on avoiding traffic during this last leg of the holiday season. Follow our commuting adventures between episodes at @scenicroutepod on twitter and facebook, @anneabutler & @heath896 on snapchat and twitter and @anneabutler & @hm_heath on instagram.

Changing things up on Scenic Route! Well, kind of – the girls are sitting in a new part of the apartment. Let us know how you like ‘dem acoustics. This week, people get real aggressive with Hannah and Annie witnesses an enraged commuter-van driver get physical with the uber in front of her. Later, the girls discuss what it means to be a “super commuter” and five struggles every commuter, super or not, can relate to. Follow our commuting adventures between episodes at @scenicroutepod on twitter and facebook, @anneabutler & @heath896 on snapchat and twitter and @anneabutler & @hm_heath on instagram.

Hannah gets pushed into the street by a bag lady! Otherwise, things are pretty normal on the podcast this week. The girls discuss subway swipe beggars, an uber driver moonlighting as Tim McGraw’s security guard, and Japanese commuters who are nicer than Americans. Later, clothing-expert Hannah doles out tips on commute-worthy attire you can’t afford to miss and Annie asks the Scenic Route commut-ity to design her a tattoo. Follow our commuting adventures between episodes at @scenicroutepod on twitter and facebook, @anneabutler & @heath896 on snapchat and twitter and @anneabutler & @hm_heath on instagram.

It's Thanksgiving Week, so Scenic Route is coming to ya a day early. We’ve got live parrots, half naked men, and super-rich BART janitors this week on the podcast. Hannah tells Annie a listener story from Brooklyn about subway-riding, robotic unicorns and, later, Annie is inspired to change her career and become commute-focused rap superstar. You don’t want to miss this minisode of Scenic Route. P.S. Who can hear Jake making dinner throughout this entire episode? Prizes if you can guess what we ate! Follow our commuting adventures between episodes at @scenicroutepod on twitter and facebook, @anneabutler & @heath896 on snapchat and twitter and @anneabutler & @hm_heath on instagram.

Annie is sick this week, coming to you with a sexy phlegm voice reminiscent of Phoebe Buffay. The girls hear about a stowaway mouse on a 60 mile commute, interesting remnants (human poop and chicken bones) found on the bus, and discuss whether small talk is a lost art of the commute. There are tips and tricks and some l-o-l-s. We think you’re gonna like it. If you’d like to follow our commuting adventures between episodes, check out @scenicroutepod on twitter and facebook, @anneabutler & @heath896 on snapchat and twitter and @anneabutler & @hm_heath on instagram.

This week on Scenic Route, Hannah & Annie talk all about ubers: love making, pillow transporting, and even ordering ubers for non-human transfers. The girls also discuss self-driving cars, actual scenic routes in South Africa, and ways to pass long hours on the road. There are listener stories and some good l-o-l-s, so buckle in and listen up. If you want to follow our commuting adventures between episodes, check out @scenicroutepod on twitter and facebook, @anneabutler & @heath896 on snapchat and twitter and @anneabutler & @hm_heath on instagram.