You have pulled The Goddess of Spring, which represents abundance, entrapment, and some real housewives-level drama! You are a gorgeous one-in-a-million dignitary - even if there are several others just like you in other cultures, you stand out for sure. This is a sign to loosen up that ankle monitor and tighten up your toga - hold your head high because you're a queen, honey! Dreadful winter may be upon us, but fear not, for spring is coming and the agriculture is about to pop off! So set off some illegal fireworks, avoid your creepy uncle, and hang out in the woods with devil tormentor Art Brimstone, Failed Comedian Ian Hamilton, and immortal diva Natalie O'Sullivan Hamilton!

Credits

Failed Comedian Ian Hamilton: Ian Hamilton

Art Brimstone: Art Stone

Persephone: Natalie O'Sullivan Hamilton

Theme Music: Sam Winters

Artwork: Hannah Bess Ross

Hell Soundscape: @MichaelGhelfiStudios

Audio Engineer + Editor: Art Stone

Producers: Ian Hamilton & Art Stone

Associate Producer: Natalie O'Sullivan Hamilton

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