Schmidt, where the hell have you been?  Listen, it’s a pandemic baby!  I’ve been wearing the same quarantine lewk nearly every day, I no longer blow dry my hair, and I mostly don’t know what day it is.  I talk where I am and what I’ve been doing.  Mostly fishing, chopping wood, picking fruit, decorating my house.  Oh, not in real life.  In animal crossing.  I like to say I’m an animal crossing influencer, but for that, I’d have to have less trees, only one color flower, and my house has to match and listen, that’s not happening.  Do you understand any of what I said? Probably not.  Finally, Business Schmidt I should have started during pandemic times.  Mostly around tie dye items, but also focused on answering machine dating services, because no one wants to talk on Zoom. 

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