Sometimes it's a tough sell, sometimes there's not a chance. Don't pass up this opportunity to listen in on a thoughtful conversation between the hosts about expressions such as these.

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Truthfully, if I'm being honest, I'm not gonna lie, WHERE DOES THE SUGARCOATING END!? Come along on the SchmitzCon Show to get the Brass Tax Version of everything.

write the show! [email protected]

Well, the SchmitzCon Show is back, and this time hopefully on a weekly basis. If we slack off again, it's what it's, ya win some and ya lose some, everything happens for a reason, and always loop back.

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...or are we...?

In this episode, we kick off our sayings season and take some figurative things quite literally. When we're back, does it really mean we're better? Does absence truly make the heart grow fonder? If something is out of sight, is it really out of mind? Buckle up for the start of SEASON THREE here on the SchmitzCon Show where we stay informed (stay spontanious) and ALWAYS LOOP BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER BEFORE...or are we...? In this episode, OKAY YOU GET THE JOKE! Thanks for listening!

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You may be going into this episode thinking the hosts will discuss assumptions. But that would mean you're making an assumption.

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Chuckle, chortle, snort, and wheeze your way with us through this episode!  Laugh, cry, or monotonously trudge along as your favorite hosts take your hand and lead you through a world of satire, comhahahaedy, and amazing content we all know and love.

Ant farms for sale.  Good!

...and contrastison

After comparing it to the ENTIRE SchmitzCon Show™ library, we here at the SchmitzCon Show™ have determined this episode is like none other. Not only do the hosts UNPACK, and DISCOVER what the words compare and contrast mean, they also give realistic examples of what they think each means. Another HUGE theme throughout this episode is the SchmitzCon Show™ itself, comparing current episodes to previous episodes, and a whole lot more.

Finally, stick around at the end for a special car edition of the SchmitzCon Show™ where we stay informed, stay spontaneous, and always loop back.