Hey! Nice to see you here! I did a podcast! I’m stoked to share it. Pardon the roughness, the ‘ers’ and ‘ums’ and any incoherent tangential mumbling. I tried to keep all that to a minimum. This is harder than it seems!
For better or worse — or neither, I’m thrilled to dump these words into the collective conscious today. I hope they land well and are received with an open mind and, if you’re someone who thinks on that level, an open heart.
I welcome any thoughts, topic suggestions, and even snide remarks. Those are always good for generating a little chuckle and sometimes even a tear or two.
In the interest of not keeping things too serious here, I’ll leave you with this joke:
“A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did all afternoon. The son says, “I did some homework.” The robot slaps the son. “Ok, ok, I was over at a friend’s house watching movies.” The father says “name one of the movies.” Kid says, “Toy Story 2.” The robot slaps the son. “Ok, FINE, we were watching porn.” Dad says, “WHAT?! At your age I didn’t even know what porn was!” The robot slaps the father. Mom laughs and says, “Well, he certainly is your son!” The robot slaps the mother.