Sci-Fi Malady

I’m gonna give up the plot right out of the gate. Though this isn’t horrible, it is yet another example of why video game plots seldom translate well into movies and vice versa. The style of writing for each is too different and few have been able to cross the barrier. Deadspace Downfall is yet another example of this.

In today’s symptom we have…not another space vampire!? Oh well. At least the last one kept her clothes on. Although, this one can’t be killed by a paper cut; kind of evens out I suppose.

First encounter, a photosynthetic, blood-sucking alien who looks terrifying but is…surprisingly unthreatening.

Somehow, through an undisclosed wormhole, a transmission from 2090 was picked up by the Malady guys concerning a rescue vessel in distress. This month, during horror month, we’ll be listening to those transmissions. Some are blood curdling, others disconcerting, and still others are just plain awful. But, in the interest of transparency, we’re gonna share them. Stay tuned for Horror month on Sci-fi Malady, catch the sickness.

Today we review the Christopher Nolan spy thriller Tenet, in reverse. Or forward depending on which side of entropy you are on.

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Hello Agent Sicky, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to listen to our review and comment on it. This episode will bomb in five seconds.

This week, the Malady team and Ruk got our memories wiped, which is why we are late. But don’t worry, thanks to ancient aliens, we got our memory back. just in time to bring you our review of Men in Black.

We finally are reviewing a James Bond film. Sadly, we are reviewing this one. Hey Shooter, where are you going? I believe that plot belongs to Dr. Evil.

What happens when you cross James Bond and Science Fiction? You get spy fi. Tune in all this month for spy fi action only on Sci-fi Malady. This recording will self-destruct in 3, 2, 1…

This movie is…wow. Just have a listen. Also, 207 Scott? Really? Do we have to bring out Red Foreman again?