Sci-Fi Malady

The term “Mary Sue” gets tossed around a lot these days. For today’s sickening symptom, it is appropriate. This film might have been good to seven-year-old Rage, Thomas, or Scott. But today, yeesh! Let’s Just say it’s a good thing Henry Thomas got those gigs with Neftlix for ghost stories.

Wanna see Monty Python try their hand at sci-fi? Yeah, me neither.

Ever wonder how it sounds to hock a lugee why speaking? Just ask Dennis Quaid in this week’s review of Enemy Mine.

We have wanted to do this since Juvenile June back in…a while ago. In fact, it was part of the plan. But, time makes limits of us all. Thanks to a fan submission, we bring it to you now. Note: no, Rage or Scott do not have smokers cough at the intro, it’s just our bad attempt to do Grig’s laugh.

To thank the many, or the few, who have supported us throughout the years, we introduce, courtesy of Ruk, Nostalgia November. We are covering the topics you sickies are nostalgic for. Tune in to see what your fellow sickies liked, which we haven’t covered yet.

I love John Carpenter films, and this one is no exception. It is a film ripe for Scott’s deep meaning and hallmarked with great acting, superb camera work, and an engaging story that never leaves you bored. No boobs though.

Boobs, blood, and Lovecraft. Does Stuart know anything else? Probably not.

This is a classic of 80s horror and unique to that generation. Let’s just put it this way; you won’t see a certain kind of assault perpetrated by a severed head in modern day horror.

As a child, this film poster freaked me out. After today, I found out it’s just weird, boring, and nothing like the actual story. More gore and BDSM than Lovecraft himself would have preferred. Tune in for the rest.

It’s here, the best month of the year, for Rage anyway. It’s time for us to put down our lasers, phasers, blasters and master beams and pick up our laser scalpels, vibro-knives, plasma cutters, and other slashing implements for horror month. This year, we are doing films based on HP Lovecraft stories. We talked about his short stories before, and even did the Lovecraftian film “Event Horizon.” But now, we’re doing the whole month dedicated to his sick genius. Sci-fi Malady, catch the yogsloggaloth.