Science Friction with Asterios Kokkinos

Welcome to the first episode of Asterios Kills a Kid! We've got a site, the sound, no workflow though! Who's supposed to write these descriptions? I don't know, I'm just the web designer. Ah well, fuck it here I go.

In this very first episode, Sriracha looks back on her time in girl scouts: particularly on a struggle she had with a girl named Kylie Eickelberg over their troupe crest. I won't tell you how the story ends, but I will say to check back soon for Kylie's phone number and home address.

Welcome to PORG CHATTER! The world's first and only podcast dedicated entirely to PORGS. In our first amazing episode, we examine Disney's first out-and-proud gay couple, who happen to be PORGS! Proof here:

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But for the WHOLE story, you're gonna have to listen...to PORG CHATTER! Hosted by Sriracha, with special guests Whang, Luke Simmons & Asterios Kokkinos.

THIS WEEK'S MISSION:

It's our first ever digital-cyber call episode! Star Wars Minute host Alex Robinson and YouTube sensation Mumkey Jones dial in from their respective hideouts and discuss Kevin Smith, Degrassi: The Next Generation, and just how insidious these damn Pokémon games are.

THIS WEEK'S GUESTS:

Alex Robinson (Star Wars Minute)     |      @ARobTwit

Mumkey Jones (YouTube SUPERSTAR)     |      @MumkeyJones

THIS WEEK'S MISSION:

I had to move heaven and earth, but I finally scheduled two bona-fide Star Wars experts to REALLY get into The Last Jedi. Joining me: Pete the Retailer from Star Wars Minute, and Cake Boss Ralph, who crashed on my couch after the recording in his Chewbacca PJ's!

 

THIS WEEK'S CREW:

Pete The Retailer     |     @PeteTheRetailer

Cake Boss Ralph     |     @CakeBossRalph

THIS WEEK'S MISSION:

Live from a way-too-nice-thanks-to-Hotwire hotel room in Chicago! I play Nintendo Switch for the first time ever, experiencing the bizarre and hat-centric world of Super Mario Odyssey!

 

THIS WEEK'S CREW:

Clover Caveda     |     @CloverCaveda

Zwick     |     @dude2o

Bryan Boland     |     @RedheadBryan     |    I Deserve This Podcast

THIS WEEK'S MISSION:

Live from an AMC movie theater in Times Square, it's three stoned assholes talking about JUSTICE LEAGUE!

 

THIS WEEK'S CREW:

Jason Pickar | @jasonpickar
Eric Larnick |     I FORGET

THIS WEEK'S MISSION:

PORGS!!

 

THIS WEEK'S CREW:

Joan Haley Ford    |     @JoanHaleyFord

Ed Galvez     |     @EdGalvez

THIS WEEK'S MISSION: the crew reacts to the latest Star Wars: The Last Jedi trailer! Was our love for it as large as the size difference between Starkiller Base and the Death Star 1? Listen in & find out!

THIS WEEK'S CREW: 

Joey Clift     |     @joeytainment

Amanda Meadows     |     @amandonium

Geoffrey Golden     |     @geoffreygolden

THIS WEEK'S MISSION:

I finally get around to watching the pilot to Star Trek: Discovery! Was it an Enterprise-D...or an Enterprise-B? Listen up!

With special guest star / one of my only friends left, Dick Masterson!

 

THIS WEEK'S CREW:

Dick Masterson | The Dick Show | @dickmasterson (Gab)

Sriracnaha | PARTS UNKNOWN

 

PRODUCED BY ZWICK!

THIS WEEK'S MISSION:

It's our first ever "sorry this audio is so fucked up" episode!

Short version: I was very drunk on delicious alcohol sent to me by listener Oscar from Birmingham, and did everything wrong. 

Longer version: the gain on my mic was turned up 2x. I saw my waveform as way bigger than everyone else's, but I thought, "You're a big fucking loudmouth, I'm sure this is nothing."

And boy, was it something!

Anyway: I'm sorry and I'll do better next week. Also: a listener asked for an Animorphs round, and I found a way to do one despite knowing nothing about the Animorphs. 

Got something YOU want covered on the show? Tweet it to me, @asterios! I always wanna learn more stuff – or in this case, not learn.

 

THIS WEEK'S CREW:

Alex Marino     |     @JAlexMarino

Pikachai     |     @Pikachai_MFC