It looks dirty, and it’s doing a weird thing with its wings. Hear why it would be best if you just didn’t go near it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a>

It looks dirty, and it’s doing a weird thing with its wings. Hear why it would be best if you just didn’t go near it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It looks dirty, and it’s doing a weird thing with its wings. Hear why it would be best if you just didn’t go near it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices" rel="noopener noreferrer">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a>

Scientists Warn Americans To Stay Away From That Bird

The Topical is the daily podcast from The Onion and Onion Public Radio, and the only podcast brave enough to ask: What if the news had sound effects? Join host Leslie Price each day as he barely scratches the surface of all the day’s top news stories. Journalism isn’t dead. It's using its dying breath to beg you to listen to The Topical. New episodes published every weekday by 5 a.m. Eastern time.

Share Scientists Warn Americans To Stay Away From That Bird

Sign up to save your podcasts

Scientists Warn Americans To Stay Away From That Bird

Scientists Warn Americans To Stay Away From That Bird

More shows like The Topical

WTF with Marc Maron Podcast

The Weekly Planet

The New Yorker Radio Hour

The NPR Politics Podcast

Pod Save America

The Daily

Up First from NPR

Shut Up & Sit Down