The Topical

By The Onion

The Topical is the daily podcast from The Onion and Onion Public Radio, and the only podcast brave enough to ask: What if the news had sound effects? Join host Leslie Price each day as he barely scrat... more

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How many episodes does The Topical have?

The podcast currently has 258 episodes available.

The Topical episodes:

May 20, 2021 The Final Episode Of The Topical
Leslie Price returns from a months-long investigation to serve as host of America’s only daily news podcast one last time.
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16min
February 05, 2021 Papa John’s Comes Under Fire For Cruel Treatment Of The Bulbous, Deformed Creatures That Lactate Pizza Sauce
Hear why PETA is coming to the defense of these over-bread monstrosities that exist for the sole purpose of having fresh tomato paste extracted from their many teat-like protuberances.
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10min
February 04, 2021 Scientists Warn Americans To Stay Away From That Bird
It looks dirty, and it’s doing a weird thing with its wings. Hear why it would be best if you just didn’t go near it.
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9min
February 03, 2021 Nation’s Arborists Once Again Urge Congress To Lower The Age Of Consent For Trees
Hear why these arborists believe that if the fruit’s on the ground, it’s ready to pound.
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10min
February 02, 2021 Paleontologists Determine Dinosaurs Were Killed By Someone They Trusted
Plus, from royalty to recluse, we’ll sit down with a former prom king who now lives anonymously among the commoners.
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10min
February 01, 2021 Team Of Vatican Geneticists Successfully Clone God
It’s an awe-inspiring scientific advancement, but is it ethical? Hear why critics say these geneticists shouldn’t be playing God on God by making God.
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9min
January 29, 2021 Nation’s Hypnotists Announce You Are Now Under Their Command
Hear why, when they snap their fingers, you will make the sound a donkey makes.
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9min
January 28, 2021 Deer Shot By Obsessed Fan
Hear why authorities now believe the suspect stalked the 4-year-old buck for several hours before shooting him in the chest.
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9min
January 27, 2021 Dept. Of Homeland Security: ‘Has Anybody Seen A Blue Folder?’
Hear why scrambling DHS officials are calling the missing folder “no big deal,” but they would really like to find it.
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9min
January 26, 2021 Fun Toy Banned Because Of 3 Stupid Dead Kids
And they weren’t even playing with it right. Hear why these dead children apparently thought it would be a good idea to ruin the fun for everyone else.
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10min

FAQs about The Topical:

How many episodes does The Topical have?

The podcast currently has 258 episodes available.

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