The Topical

By The Onion

The Topical is the daily podcast from The Onion and Onion Public Radio, and the only podcast brave enough to ask: What if the news had sound effects? Join host Leslie Price each day as he barely scrat... more

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How many episodes does The Topical have?

The podcast currently has 258 episodes available.

The Topical episodes:

December 18, 2020 Hottest Toys For the Holiday Season That Your Daughter’s New Stepfather Will Probably Get Her To Make You Look Bad
Plus, what to get for your one cousin this year who’s obsessed with militias.
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10min
December 17, 2020 Health Officials Warn Holiday Travel Could Cause Spike In Millions Of Americans Falling For Old Hometown Flame
Hear why going back to a romanticized version of your past could put you at increased risk of having your heart broken yet again by an ex-lover from your youth.
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10min
December 16, 2020 CDC Announces Children Will Be Last To Receive Covid Vaccine Because What Are Those Little Twerps Going To Do About It
Hear why your place in line for a vaccine will definitely be before any of those little peabrains because what’s the worst they can do? Go cry to their mommies?
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9min
December 15, 2020 Nation’s Moms Demand Christmas List
Hear what mothers around the country are threatening to do if they do not receive a full and complete list this instant.
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8min
December 14, 2020 Nation Worried After Catholic Church Issues Really Vague Apology
Amid unclear pleas of “Forgive us” and “God have mercy,” hear why experts have been left to speculate on what possible atrocity the Church could have committed this time.
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9min
December 11, 2020 All The News That 83-Year-Old Tabitha Williams Wants To Hear, As She’s The Only Listener Who Pledged More Than $25 To The Topical’s Patreon This Month
Sorry, but if you wanted to hear news relevant to your interests, or just the national landscape in general, then you should have been a little more generous toward our Patreon.
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11min
December 10, 2020 Rising Coronavirus Cases Force Chicago To Set Up Temporary Bars In Hospitals
Hear why Chicago officials are hopeful they’ll be able to effectively serve all citizens a frothy craft IPA in a chilled mug throughout the makeshift drinking establishments.
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9min
December 09, 2020 Barack Obama Enrolls In Self-Defense Classes After Trump Rolls Back Secret Service Protection For Former Presidents Named Barack Obama
Hear why former President Obama is also investing in a Ring camera for his front door and a fresh can of pepper spray.
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8min
December 08, 2020 Brian Kemp Unveils Specially Trained Hogs That Can Root Out Voter Fraud
Hear why the Georgia governor is hopeful this herd of swine will be able to detect something humans cannot.
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9min
December 07, 2020 Pope Francis Bags 6-Winged Trophy Angel During Vatican’s Annual Seraphim Hunt
OPR joins His Holy Father in the most remote parts of Heaven to learn a little more about this time-honored tradition.
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10min

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How many episodes does The Topical have?

The podcast currently has 258 episodes available.

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