The Topical

By The Onion

The Topical is the daily podcast from The Onion and Onion Public Radio, and the only podcast brave enough to ask: What if the news had sound effects? Join host Leslie Price each day as he barely scrat... more

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The podcast currently has 258 episodes available.

The Topical episodes:

December 04, 2020 Baboon Couple Sues National Geographic For Distributing Private Sex Tape
Hear why a lawyer for the primates is arguing that by publishing the video, NatGeo has caused her clients irreparable harm.

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7min
December 03, 2020 Study Finds Adults Over 50 Should Get Colonoscopy To Determine Whether Aliens Are Controlling You From The Inside
Hear why you or a loved one could be at increased risk of being piloted by an extraterrestrial like a fleshy, human skin puppet.

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8min
December 02, 2020 Nation’s Long-Haired Old Men In Flowy Linen Shirts Announce You Are Loved
Hear why these gentle elders are adamant that their love for us all needs no reason, just as a sunrise need not a reason to be breathtaking.

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8min
December 01, 2020 Inside The Sacred Temple Where ‘People’ Magazine’s Ancestral Editors Choose Their Sexiest Man Alive Each Year
From George Clooney to Michael B. Jordan, People magazine publishes this attention-grabbing feature every winter. But how do they do it? We’ll take a look inside the holy site where the coveted hunk is chosen each year.

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11min
November 30, 2020 Newly Uncovered DNA Evidence Frees Thousands Of Damned Souls From Hell
Hear how justice was finally served for those wrongfully accused of greed, glutony, and premarital sex.

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8min
November 26, 2020 American Obesity Epidemic Traced To Single Heavyset ‘Mayflower’ Passenger
On this special Thanksgiving Day episode, hear how your own tendency to overeat and your aversion to exercise could stem all the way back to one 327-pound Plymouth Colony settler named Jeremiah Alden.

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9min
November 25, 2020 Humane Society Urges Americans To Opt For Shelter Turkey This Thanksgiving
Hear why some animal activists are asking people to consider giving one of the thousands of lonely turkeys trapped in an animal shelter a nice, warm forever home this Thanksgiving.

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9min
November 24, 2020 Anti-Jacketers Rally Outside Burlington Coat Factory To Protest Liberal Cold Weather Conspiracy
Hear why members of the growing movement are calling cold weather nothing more than a leftist hoax made up to force Americans into thick down layers.

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8min
November 23, 2020 Monsanto Lab On Lockdown After Scientists Find Shattered Tomato Containment Unit
Hear why Monsanto authorities are still struggling to apprehend the tomato due to it’s unusual size and strength.

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10min
November 20, 2020 Hormel CEO Dares Anyone To Try And Come For His Chili Empire
Hear why if you come for the crown of Hormel CEO Jim Snee, King of Chilli, you best not miss.

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8min

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How many episodes does The Topical have?

The podcast currently has 258 episodes available.

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