The Topical

By The Onion

The Topical is the daily podcast from The Onion and Onion Public Radio, and the only podcast brave enough to ask: What if the news had sound effects? Join host Leslie Price each day as he barely scrat... more

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The podcast currently has 258 episodes available.

The Topical episodes:

January 11, 2021 Government Lobbyists Call For Members Of Congress To Play A Little Harder To Get
Hear why lobbyists across many industries are growing concerned with just how easy it’s becoming to undermine the American public.

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8min
January 08, 2021 Hundreds Killed In Brutal Pro-Something-Anti-Something Clash
Hear how public demonstration and counter-demonstrations have been sparked by renewed vows from pro-something leaders to get the thing they want, which is the complete opposite thing that anti-something leaders want.

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8min
January 07, 2021 New Food Safety Law Requires Restaurant Workers To Take Full Bubble Bath After Using Restroom
Hear why health officials are recommending that anyone who works with food take a good 30 to 45 minutes to soak their body in a warm and fragrant bath anytime they use the restroom.

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8min
January 06, 2021 Northwestern Hospital Apologizes After Accidentally Switching Couple’s Baby With Random Man In Emergency Room
Hear the unbelievable story of a couple who thought they were leaving the hospital with their newborn baby, only to find out years later that they had actually been sent home with a 63-year-old man named Jeff.

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8min
January 05, 2021 Serial Killer Clearly Gunning For ‘Parking Lot Butcher’ Nickname
Hear why police believe this psychopath may be trying a little too hard to claim the moniker.

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6min
January 04, 2021 Congress Swoons Over Newly Elected Bad Boy Who Believes Amendments Were Made To Be Broken
Hear why members across the legislative branch are going gaga over the newest congressman representing the wrong side of the tracks in North Carolina’s 16th district.

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9min
December 24, 2020 Santa Claus: ‘Ho, Ho, Ho! I Saw You Masturbating!’
On this special Christmas Eve episode of The Topical, Leslie is joined from the North Pole by Jolly Old Saint Nicholas himself who has a very special and very important message for all of his favorite little rubbers and tuggers.

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11min
December 23, 2020 Astronomers Say December 24th Will Be Best Chance To See Santa Until 2021
Get your telescope ready for the celestial event that only happens once every 10 months. We have the latest on how to best get a glimpse of the jolly old fellow barreling through the sky for yourself.

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9min
December 22, 2020 Report Finds Majority Of Business Leaders Visited By 3 Spirits Make No Changes To Lifestyle
Hear why many CEOs believe ’tis might not be the season for becoming a better person.

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9min
December 21, 2020 Pope Maintains Divine Buzz By Microdosing Eucharist Throughout Day
Hear how this new productivity trend is helping Pope Francis get through his grueling advent schedule, and why it may be catching on all over Vatican City.

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9min

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How many episodes does The Topical have?

The podcast currently has 258 episodes available.

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