Scott's Morning Show

Scott's Morning Show

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Scott's Morning Show episodes

  • Clinton Sandal, Holly Guacamole.

    Just like bums, we used to stay in the slums of LA by the way

    Gang-bangers killin' each other for rep, sellin' rock cocaine on my doorstep
    Had a ball to bounce plus a bike to ride, but my mamma never would let me play outside.
    But when I got enrolled in elementary school, started bangin' like a fuckin' fool.
    So cool, throwin' up gang signs to the gangster beat, shot an enemy from across the street
    Mamma came home, said she got a good job. Daddy did too. Now they don't squab.
    Financially, we improvin'. 2 months later, son, we movin'.
    No more duckin' from shotgun shells. Bought a two-story house in East Palmdale.
    (Give it to me now.)

    Palmdale, (Hell, yeah) come back to me.

    I need you and I love you, baby.
    Palmdale, come back to me.
    (Check it out, check it out, check it out.)

    No more rats and no more roaches, livin' next door to football coaches.

    Now I got a new place to sell my crack. Now I got little white kids to jack.
    I stopped wearin' blue, wasn't trippin' on red. Too busy squabbin' with the skinheads.
    Stupid questions, distract the class. Rubbin' little white girls on the ass.
    I didn't really care if I passed or failed, I knew I was headed for the NFL,
    Until the playoff game, shoulder got hurt. I thought about my future, layin' in the dirt.
    I can't jump, I can't flinch. Superstar player, ridin' the bench.
    Graduate from school? Don't make me laugh. I got an F+ in basic math.
    (Give it to me now.)

    Palmdale, (Hell, yeah) come back to me.

    I gotta do one song for my neighborhood. Bucccoooc!
    Palmdale, come back to me.
    (Check it out.)

    I knew I couldn't make it in the white man's world, so I bought me some khakis and a Geri curl.

    I knew I couldn't make it to the NFL, I went to East Palmdale and started slangin' llello.
    Fo' sho'! I was makin' crazy dough. Shoulda dropped outta school a long time ago.
    Bought a cell phone, likin' it. Now I deliver like Pizza Hut.
    I drunk whiskey and Bacardi. I sold dope to anybody.
    Me and my homies sold dubs and dimes, took turns bustin' rhymes just to pass the time.
    A white man drove up to my spot. He said, "Hey, homeboy, what you got?"
    I put a fat rock inside his hand. About 25 sheriffs jumped out the van.
    (Get down, punk.)



    4th Stimulus Check, Clinton Scandal, and Right Vs. Left Influencers? Plus that sick Jeopardy Tring. All This Sunday Sunday, Sunday on, oh wit its Friday. Have a good weekend everybody, especially those of us who have to work.



    28 min
  • Monday 5-24-21 Martian Volcanos endangering the Snap Panthers.

    Get " THE BLUNTEST FORCE TRUTH " here first.


    On Monday 5-/24/21 News we dive into the hottest stories: ( Volcanic Action Threatening the Lives of the Congonlanize People of Goba ), ( Mr. Chong's Hot Case ), ( Martian Contact ), ( Is This Real or Augmented Reality? ), ( The Panthers Are Here, Should You Be Worried? ), and much Much  Much More!!! Brought to you by the only station with out a name ( or fact checkers ) The Morning ............. Show. 


    Have a good day everybody. ;)

    28 min
  • 5-22-21 Epstein Found Alive, Maybe?

    5-22-21 Epstein Found Alive, Maybe?


    Its Saturday My 22nd, 2021 and in todays episode were talking not's, dog's and Epstein's. What could be better? We'll also do the history of the day, Yay. Have a good weekend everybody and if your at work I hope your boss falls down the stairs in front of you, joking, kinda, inless there a jerk.

    28 min
  • Friday May 21st, 2021 - Fake Arms, Moon Internet, and The Hurricanes are coming.

    Friday May 21st, 2021 - Fake Arms, Moon Internet, and The Hurricanes are coming.


    Happy Friday hope this kills some time at work for you guys. Today's episode were getting into The Lunar System That Will Advance The Space Race, Fake Arms That Can Feel, and If Your On The Atlantic Coast Get Used To This. With some history of the day and birthdays that make you feel old. Have a good weekend every body.

    23 min
  • Greenwood, Skin Disease, 94 Year old Men, Biden, and MOOOORRREE!!! Today on the internet making me reupload cause they shut it down 3 times already. LETS SEE IF THIS GOES THROUGH

    So in today's episode for Thursday May 20th, 2021 were going to go through: The History of Today, How a 94 Year Old Mans Heroism is Acknowledged, Skin Diseases is Getting Cheaper to Cure, The Crazy Story of Greenwood Preview ( Listen To The Recomended Podcast ), Birthdays of the Day, and Maybe Biden Wiff's.

    Have a good day at work or what ever your doing.

    47 min

About Scott's Morning Show

From the publisher's feed

This is going to be the best damn Morning Show you've ever listened to "one day", but till then I'm gonna try to keep you up to date with a bunch of useless information , historical trivia no one cares about, and my personal opinions that no one could live with out. So sit down, tune in, and enjoy your new favorite podcast, and then you can listen to my show. Your new choice for the morning news.