To the surprise of absolutely nobody, the Divas have opinions on the last couple of days. Buckle up as the MPL, diversity, and the state of competitive Magic in the UK are tackled by couple of angry Scottish women.

Plus: listen along as your hosts use a race car metaphor to explain equality and equity despite knowing nothing about cars, take notes as they set some wholesome listener homework, and enjoy as Kirsty gets trolled by her neighbour's dog.

In a special mini episode while the Divas try to fix their audio issues(spoiler alert: they do), Kirsty quizzes Cayce on Rosewatta Stone cards. Plus: ponder the genealogy of coconuts, find out who Ricky Mandy is, and Cayce manages to get through 99.8% of an episode without swearing.

In this inagural episode (a word that Kirsty cannot pronounce), our heroes tackle War of the Spark limited, pontificate on marked cards, and discuss Kirsty's video appearance after MF London. Also: enjoy a rant about peeing, discover which is objectively the nicest foil in War of the Spark, and find out how Cayce once nearly ruined top eight coverage of a GP.