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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY SnakeoilSage:

www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1461

License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

The voice of Mr. █████ ██████ was provided by Lee Daniel.

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Sound Credits

"COM Static Record Player Needle Down Scratchy Surface Noise Static PSE ETS 0i M37.wav" by Richard King / PSE

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The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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