Item #: SCP-151-EC

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-151-EC should not be listened to by anyone outside of the SCP Foundation. Anyone who has not been exposed to the internet in sufficient amounts will find themselves unable to focus, grow dizzy, and feel the urge to walk out the door and never stop walking.

Description: SCP-151-EC is a podcast episode in mp3 format with audio at a bit rate of 123kbps. It is 01:40:24 in length, though certain media players and websites may differ on which second the file truly “ends.”

File also contains a large label that reads ███████ in its metadata. Though the intended meaning of the label is unknown, many have been found driven to madness after prolonged attempts to decipher its true meaning. As of writing, SCP-151-EC’s metadata analysis is indefinitely suspended until a more thorough understanding of ███████ is achieved.

Audio contents include wildly variant voices that, to our best knowledge, belong to five individuals. Unknown if individuals are themselves part of the object or victims of the content of their discussion.

Discussion consists of the following topics: The SCP Foundation (classic files, deleted files, and unsponsored fan files), writing critique, incident assessment, “Friday Night Funkin'”, a book of matches, witch’s br██, and an overall conclusion that “the internet isn’t helping.”

In the following week, “Extra Credit” will be exposed to SCP-2061 to ascertain if it provides any resistance to the urge to consume calculating devices whole.