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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY DJ Suptic:

www.scp-wiki.net/scp-safe-j

License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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